XXL

While waiting for his mom, Mingze decided to do his college works. Since, Fen Yichen would be working on his case studies then he might as well do something to pass time. If he finished it on time then he can sleep early later. 

Waking up early had been taking a toll on him. He was forced to do so because the end of semester is near and he had a lot of things to do, it was his only way to compensate the time he lost from doing part time jobs. 

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Bwahhh so much studying for all of the exams, he woke up from the dreamland. He was so bored he unconsciously fell asleep. Damn, he just took a nap after all. Xie Mingze leaned on the bed and groaned in frustration. Wait bed? He remember sitting on the floor with the mini table, so how did he even end up in the bed.

Xie Mingze turned his body and nearly scream in shock when he saw Fen Yichen sleeping beside him. Heh, turned out he also slacked off. There's just something wonderful when you realized you are not the only one slacking off. It doesn't feel illegal.

While he was busy celebrating inside his head, Fen Yichen groaned in his sleep and hugged his waist muttering something under his breath, "Have dinner before you leave."

The door opened after someone knocked three times, Xie Mingze tensed and tried to remove the arms latching on his waist but Fen Yichen is too strong. He even thought Yichen was faking his sleep.

"I brought you guys some snacks."

It was Mama Xie. Ahhhh universe why?! Xie Mingze covered his face in embarrassment, wanting the earth to just eat him up. While Fen Yichen was still sleeping, he was there facing humiliation in front of his mom.

"Just use condoms. I saw Little Yi hiding some in the drawer, you are already old enough to know what's right and wrong." 

Please don't talk anymore. Xie Mingze begged inside his mind pretending to act cool. Mama Xie entered the room and put the snacks on the bedside table, she opened it demonstrating where to find the stuff, she even showed him the lube hidden. 

His mom might'be seen it after cleaning, "Just text me if you're going to go home or staying here."

"It's not what you think."

Xie Mingze said in an attempt to save his dignity one last time. 

"It's okay I understand, I know you have your needs no need to explain to your mom. It must've awkward to explain. Little Yi is a good kid so I won't be worried. I'll leave you two, I still need to finish mopping the floor. If you are hungry eat the snacks on the table."

That was the last thing she said before leaving. He annoyingly pinched Fen Yichen's nose. This guy still had the guts to sleep after everything that happened. He even casually left those things lying around. 

Curiously he checked on the condoms on the drawer and threw it back as if it was a hot potato. What the heck is an XXL? Is that even a thing? Did someone gave it to him as a prank? 

Just to make sure, Xie Mingze picked it up again with the lube. Freaking hell it really is XXL.

RIP to his future girlfriend, this guys is really a beast. He hid it back in the drawer with a sigh of relief, it doesn't matter. It's not like they are dating for real, everything is just a fake thing and so it is not his problem. 

He turned his attention to the sleeping Fen Yichen, unaware that a lot of things had already happen. For revenge, Mingze pinched his nose until he woke up.

"Why are you just sleeping there you should wake up and work on you case."

"I was just tucking you in and then fell asleep without even realizing it. Anyways, what are you holding there?"

He forgot to hid the bottle back in the drawer so now he was awkwardly holding an unsealed lube in front of Yichen who just woke up.

"Stop leaving this things in easy to see places. Plus why would you even buy something that won't fit you? We all have our pride as a man, but it doesn't mean we should be delusional."

Fen Yichen was busy processing what Mingze was saying since he just woke up. Feeling a bit guilty for touching his things without permission, Mingze decided to just stop the topic. Any longer and it might turn even more perverted.

"There's snacks on the table with orange juice. Eat first to replenish your energy before doing anything else."

"What do you mean by it won't fit? Did you secretly measure me while I was sleeping?"

Measure what?! Can they stop talking about the topic? It was getting a bit out of hand. His initial shock is over and he doesn't want to continue talking about it. 

Fen Yichen was not stupid, after his mind was fully awake he managed to piece together the information. 

"Did you get it inside this drawer? Then in that case you are talking about this." Once again the XXL rubber made an appearance, Mingze wanted to bury it deep never to see the light, but here he was casually showing it to Mingze.

"I don't want to know anymore, we are no dating for real anyways."

While he was busy explaining his side, he didn't notice Fen Yichen's eyes turning cold at his statement. 

"We are both men, if you want to check and see I don't mind."

Big F. Yichen knew he was gay and now he wanted him to measure his not so little friend under his pants. Does he not know or is he just an idiot? 

"I don't want to!"

"Here you can touch and see for yourself if it's really my size." Yichen grabbed his hands and guided it to his left thigh.