Broken Body, Shattered Mind

Opemimg my eyes I looked around, it was a nice forest clearing with a river crossing the side, it came right down rhe mountain, ah yeah, forgot to mention, there was a mountain, not like everest.

No. I don't know what Cutchlhu-like hellspawn tought creating a mountain THIS big was a good idea, but I certainly have a few bomes to pick with the fellow.

The clearing was fairly away from the chonky fella butnear enough the tenperature was FREEZING. Wait... was it? But it is rather hot? And damp. And dry.

What is hapening? Well wathever! It's fine! What don't kill ya makes ya stronger they say. Oh, what's that?

In the clearing there's two buildings, and looking at them, contrary to everything else I laid my eyes on on this god forsaken place, they don't look wrong, they don't look like any buildling from earth that's for certain.

But... that's this feeling when I look at the trees and mountain and water that... they aren't. I don't quite get what that mean but the wood that the house is made of, while white in color and looking like a cube, is certainly real wood.

On the side of it, a wheel on the ground made of stone, it seemed to be filled in tje center by botb infinite darkness and endless light, I first get close of the cube, I know it can weather wind and raind, but I feel that I can pass through the block in front.

Inside up and down have no meaning, not like anything else has anyway, I was up to the table, or what serves as one, being just a levitating wooden cube with some things on top. Other than a book that contrary to the house seemed wrong, and an egg, where I feel I should just lie down inside and wallow in pity. The house was empty.

I grabbed the book without a second thought because after the pain I went throgh, this book is not dangerous.

[You Can Use The Book Of Lords To Chat To Local Lords of The Same Faction.]

[Detected that you are of an unique faction, changing to the global chat]

[Members of Faction: 1]

[Processing...]

[Detected previous faction: Human]

[Giving acess to the Human local chat]

[Choose your lord name: (Faction: Dimentional)]

Without more information about my faction I wouldn't choose my name, and what was this about dimentional? Was that why the world seemed weird? I will try to click in dimentional first and see how this faction works.

[Dimentional: The highest form of being, your troops include being from other dimentions, things that would be considered abnormal or straight out banished by three-dimmensional folk, you can see all dimentions, not only the mundane and a experienced, adult Dimentional can change the rules of a dimension on an area forever. Grade: Deva]

Jackpot! I knew I would be powerful, but this is amazing, just thinking of all those who mocked me, I'll make them all pay!

But first... since it is related to beings that would be banished... then what about this name?

[Welcome To Lord Chat: Solomon]

Fire Tiger: I can't believe mother f*cker really named himself 'Solomon' do you think you are that wise? I am laughing my arse off!

Lady Demeter: Says the one who named himself 'Fire Tiger' what? Over compensating for something?

Fire Tiger: What? Fire tiger is a cool name! Better than naming yourself with a goddes name! Yeah, I know your name, it's from greek mythology, and I even know she is a total b*tch!

Lady Demeter: The bringer of spring is not a b*tch thabk you very much, you troglodite.

Fire Tiger: And bringer of winter, forgot to say that part.

[Welcome To Lord Chat: Fatty Yu]

Fire Tiger: ...

Lady Demeter: ...

Solomon: ...

Fire Tiger: You know what? Maybe you guys's name isn't so bad.

Lady Demeter: Likewise.

At thia point, I discovered a stamp mark at the botton right corner.

[New lord gift: Talent: Key of Solomon: This key can openor close any gate permanently, 1 use ever.]

Destro: Hey, what talent you guys recieve? I got "Main Hand Mastery: My troops gain increased base stat in 1000% while in the main hand"

Lady Demeter: What? Why is my skill: Goddes of Farming: Fake? I have to kill the original to gain an increase.

Fire Tiger: Nice! My troops all have a fire elemental companion!

Fatty Yu: My troops gain increase food consuption +100% and mprale gain while on a full stomach plus 1000%.

Destro: Wait a second.... I think I see a pattern here! Aren't all those skills related to our names?

Lady Demeter: Wait! Then why did my skill got decided as fake?

Fire Tiger: Yeah, why is that?

Fatty Yu: I think it's because you aren't Demeter.

Lady Demeter: What? Then fire tiger is a literal fire tiger?

Fire Tiger: What?! No!

Fatty Yu: That's not what I meant, Demeter's name isn't 'Lady Demeter', it's just 'Demeter', there should be someone with the original name out there, they are just too far away.

Lady Demeter: What Bad Luck!

Fried Shrimp047: You don't know what you're talking about, lady.

Fire Tiger:...

Lady Demeter:..

Fatty Yu: ...

Solomon:...

I decided to stop reading the local chat and look at my new friends next door, I am certain they will come from a wonderful dimension.

So I go outside, but before I can go near the building I start to feel thirsty so I go to the river. I scoop a handfull of water and... what the hell am I seeing?

My head! The right part of my head is both blown over, with its pieces floating still around it, and completely fine, in a state of quantum entanglement that I can't tell wich is which. As I watch I can also perceive that my wound is slowly changing places, from the right side, to the left and then to the neck, it would be perturbing, but something inside of me says everything is alright.

Trying and failing to panic, I pool all my human consciency, or at least what was left and reexamine my face... what the fudge.