Chapter 16- Escape:

It Was About Thirty Minutes Till We Finally Arrived, I Instantly Threw Myself Onto The Couch With A Tired Expression As I Panted Heavily Trying To Gather My Thoughts On What Had Happened Prior. "Heh, Seeing A Bear Fighting A Giant Gorilla Is Not Something You See Everyday I Guess" I Monologued To Myself As Luke Sat Down On The Couch Opposite To Me.

"However We Did Succeed In Our Mission At Least And I Think That Deserves A Drink" He Announced While Nodding Firmly. "A Drink? Ha I'm Still Seventeen Dude But No One's Watching So I Say Fuck It" I Laughed In Response Intrigued By The Idea.

Kana (Who Was Resting On My Lap) Overheard This Talk And She Woke Up With A Pout. "Hey! Mati-kun That's Not A Good Idea Especially Since You're Probably Tired From The Big Fight" She Protested As She Crossed Her Arms And Sat Up On My Lap. 

"Come On Let The Boys Have A Little Fun For Once, I Promise I Won't Drink Too Much Either" I Reassured Her Ruffling Her Hair Trying To Put Her At Ease. "Yeah, Matthews Right Don't Be Such A Bummer Kana" Kurumi Interrupted Us As She Licked Her Lips In Interest And Obvious Lust.

"Actually, The Biggest Question Is Where Luci Is..." I Thought To Myself Remembering That He Was Asleep However It Was Already A Long Time So He's Probably Awake By Now. "Did Somebody Call Me? Tee-hee!" I Suddenly Heard A Familiar Voice As Me And Luke Turned To Look At Our Lefts.

We Saw Luci Wearing An Apron However, Zero Clothes Underneath Showing Off Her Large Breasts And Butt Along With The Pink Apron. This Must Be One Of Those Legendary Naked Aprons I Sometimes Saw In Mangas And Quite Honestly Seeing It In Real Life Made Me Blush To An Unprecedented Level.

"Luci... I Should've Guessed Man" I Sighed Covering My Cheeks In Embarrassment As I Looked To Luke His Nose Was Suddenly Bleeding. "Uh Dude Your Nose..." I Pointed To Luke's Nose As He Quickly Wiped It In Response. "Ignore That... It's Just An Allergic Reaction" He Retorted Even If His Face Looked Sweaty As Hell.

"Hehe, Did I Make You Red Boys?~" Luci Teased As I Face Palmed And Luke Shook His Head In Embarrassment. "For Once Luci Could You Not Act Horny?" I Let Out A Low Nervous Chuckle As Suddenly Luci Leaped Onto Me Pressing Her Large Breasts Into My Face.

They Easily Suffocated Me Like Two Large Melons, My Breath Was Finite Under These Gargantuan Breasts And To Be Quite Honest This Was Every Boys Dream, "Death By Tiddies" As They Say.

"Heh It's Hard To Think That Luci Is A Dude Mentally" Luke Chuckled Carefree Watching My Passionate Anguish In Almost Enjoyment. "What Should I Write On Your Gravestone? Matthew Was A Great Guy Who Died To His Breast Addiction?" He Added Jokingly.

Soon After I Managed To Wiggle Out Of Luci's Death Tits Getting An Ounce Of Air In Finally. "Yeah Very Funny Dude" I Retorted Against Luke Who Was Laughing Hysterically, As Kurumi And Kana Seemed Jealous From Their Faces. "Luci, I Think You Should Leave Master Alone" Kurumi Exclaimed With Mild Annoyance.

"Ugh... Fine I Will~" Luci Lifted Herself Off Me As She Leaned Against The Couch Her Large Breasts Recoiling Momentarily. "And That Was Payback For You Acting All Cocky During That Fight" Luke Added In A Snarky Tone.

"Heh, You're Just Jealous In My Opinion, You're Afraid Of Me Beating Your Ass In A Fight" I Retorted In A Confident Manner. "How About We Take This Outside Then Huh!?" Luke Stood Up Picking Up His "Law Of Survival". I Grinned In Response Summoning A Blood Dagger In Hand.

However, Kana Quickly Dashed Into The Middle Of Feud Pushing Us Back With Her Hands. "Hey! You Two Stop It! Aren't You Meant To Be Technically Adults By Now?" Kana Protested Annoyingly With An Adorable Pout. I Rolled My Eyes At Her Statement However She Was Telling The Truth.

Fighting Amongst Ourselves Would Only Cause More Problems, I Mean We Literally Have The Japanese Government On Our Ass. "Tch, I Gotta Agree With The Girl, It's Not Really Clever To Act Like Pricks To Eachother So We Might As Well Chill For Now" I Admitted With A Sigh Before Shaking Luke's Hand In Peace.

"Yeah We're Friends After All" I Chuckled Nervously, As Luke Sighed In Response. "Don't Push It Matthew, I Still Haven't Forgotten What You Did" He Huffed Before Walking Upstairs.

"Once A Prick Always A Prick I Guess Haha"...