"I ate muffins today... they were made by your mother. When she ate them, you kicked her hard, and she yelped. It seems you really don't like sweet things," his father chuckled.
Suddenly, his mother's voice came from afar. "Babe, what are you doing over there?"
His father looked like a weasel caught stealing chicken eggs as he yelled back, "Nothing!"
"Come massage my feet, your son has been kicking me all day," his mother called out.
"Okay, I gotta go," his father said, reaching out to end the video, but he suddenly stopped himself. "Oh, and if you have a partner in the future, remember: happy wife, happy life."
His mother called out again, and his father smiled before saying, "Byeeee," and ending the video.