Chapter 74 Selling Fireworks to the Ancients

Gu Xingzhao almost rushed into the TV and flew to the ancient times at the fastest speed, fearing that her gold lock would run away. The current price of gold is as high as more than 700!

  She shouted repeatedly: "I'm coming, I'm coming!"

I have never heard the ancestor sound so excited. Lu Qing lowered his eyes and looked at the ring and gold lock in his hand. It seems that the ancestors really liked these.

Gu Xingzhao accepted the medical fee without hesitation. He was happy just by looking at the heavy gold lock.

She looked Du Hangwu up and down, but couldn't see anything wrong with him. He looked healthy and in good spirits. Could it be that he wanted to treat some hidden male disease himself?

It was difficult for the ancients to talk about hidden diseases, but it didn't matter. With the system in hand, I have everything in the world!

Gu Xingzhao immediately asked the system to give Du Hangwu a full-body test.

[Starting medical examination...]

[The patient, Du Hangwu, has a normal body temperature and no obvious external injuries. He is undergoing in-depth testing.]

[Diagnosis: The patient suffers from chronic constipation, blood in the stool, swollen external hemorrhoids, and prolapsed internal hemorrhoids.]

[Treatment suggestion: warm water sitting bath, apply ointment to the affected area to reduce swelling and relieve pain. ]

Gu Xingzhao looked at Du Hangwu with sympathy. It turned out that he had hemorrhoids. Wasn't this disease difficult to treat in ancient times?

Nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids. It seems that even the ancients could not avoid it.

She immediately spent money to exchange for ointment in the system mall and gave it to Lu Qing. "Tell him to unscrew the ointment and squeeze it into the affected area every morning and evening, one tube at a time. One box here is enough for him to use for half a month. Then check the situation after half a month."

Lu Qing was confused and couldn't figure out what Du Hangwu's illness was.

He immediately handed the ointment to Du Hangwu, and told him the old ancestor's words word for word, "Unscrew the ointment and squeeze it into the affected area every morning and evening, one tube at a time. This box is enough for you to use for half a month. Check back after half a month to see how things go."

Du Hangwu was stunned. He hadn't even mentioned what he wanted to be treated for yet, but the god of the Lu family had already prepared the medicine? !

Could it be that I misunderstood?

He took the ointment, opened the lid and saw that it was an ointment he had never seen before, in a long strip with a pointed tip.

Du Hangwu suddenly remembered what Lu Qing said, to squeeze the ointment into the affected area sooner or later. Suddenly understanding the meaning of this sentence, his face flushed and he quickly closed the lid, "Thank you, Mr. Lu!"

Du Hangwu's reaction was very strange. Lu Qing was puzzled and couldn't help asking the old ancestor: Ancestor, I wonder what disease Du Hangwu is suffering from?

Gu Xingzhao coughed twice, weighed the weight of the golden lock, and decided to give Du Hangwu some privacy, "It's not a difficult disease, it's just a little uncomfortable."

I hope the hemorrhoid ointment from the system mall will be useful to Du Hangwu.

Lu Qing: "?"

The old ancestor seemed to answer but not quite. It seemed that Du Hangwu's hidden illness was difficult to explain.

He didn't ask any more questions.

Gu Xingzhao took the opportunity to ask Lu Qing, "Lu Qing, are there any grand night events going on here recently? It should be lively."

Lu Qing pondered for a moment: Are ancestors referring to the Lantern Festival?

During the Lantern Festival in Beijing, there would be a lantern festival and all kinds of performers coming out to make a living. Major shops would also have floats parading through the streets, and whoever had the most magnificent float would compete for the title of the best shop, which was quite lively.

Gu Xingzhao's eyes lit up. This was it. It was just right to set off fireworks on the Lantern Festival, and there were also businesses competing with each other.

However, he couldn't appear in ancient times, so he had to find someone to help him contact those merchants and sell the fireworks, earning some gold and silver that could be sold directly without having to pay for the repairs.

After thinking for a long time, she set her sights on Liu Xiangbai. Perhaps, she could let Liu Xiangbai's wife give it a try.

Thinking of this, she returned to the modern era, printed out pictures of various fireworks, and rushed to Liu's house without stopping.

I saw a little girl playing in the courtyard and Mrs. Liu doing needlework in the house.

The money her mother's family had saved had long been spent on her daughter's medical treatment. In order to make a living, she could only pick herbs for others and do some needlework to sell.

Gu Xingzhao just took out a pen and paper, but she felt that communicating via letters was too complicated. She frowned and asked, "System, is there any way for me to talk to her directly?"

[Return to the host, you can exchange for a megaphone. ]

The system mall brings up the megaphone page, which looks like two disposable paper cups. The price tag requires 99 offering points, which means 19,999 yuan in modern currency.

Of course Gu Xingzhao chose modern currency, as what she lacked most now was offering value.

She waved her hand, bought the megaphone directly, and transmitted the item to the table in front of Mrs. Liu.

She called out to the paper tube: "Mrs. Liu."

Suddenly she heard someone calling her. She looked around but didn't see anyone in the yard. Was it an hallucination?

At this moment, she realized that there was something on the table that she had never seen before, which looked like a cup. She leaned in to take a closer look and was about to ask her daughter where it came from, but the voice rang in her ears again.

"Mrs. Liu, did you hear it?"

The voice sounded again, and Mrs. Liu was startled. It was haunted! She fell off the chair suddenly!

Gu Xingzhao didn't expect to scare people, and she felt a little embarrassed. She coughed lightly, "Don't panic, I am the god of the Lu family, do you remember?"

Just now, she thought it was a ghost, but when she heard the other party claiming to be the god of the Lu family, Mrs. Liu calmed down a lot and immediately looked respectful, "I am a humble woman, He Zhen, I hope the gods will not blame me."

Gu Xingzhao said frankly why he came: "He Zhen, I have something I want to give you to trade. If you can succeed, you can earn a lot of money, which can be used to feed and clothe your husband. Are you willing to give it a try?"

He Zhen was stunned.

She had no choice but to do business for the gods. But she couldn't help wondering how much the gods meant by "making a lot" and whether it would allow them to reunite.

She asked carefully, "May I ask the gods, how much can I make?"

Gu Xingzhao touched her chin. Actually, it was hard for her to say for sure, but she had a hunch that as long as she could succeed, she would definitely make a lot of money!

"It should be quite a few."

He Zhen almost didn't hesitate, and immediately knelt on the ground and agreed, "I am willing to give it a try and serve the gods!"

Gu Xingzhao was satisfied and sent the prepared picture to He Zhen. "This thing is called fireworks. It can be ignited and set off in the air. It can be set off at night. It can emit light and is extremely gorgeous."

Seeing the fireworks in the picture, He Zhen couldn't take her eyes off the colorful flowers in the night sky. Are there really giant flowers that can bloom and glow in the night sky?

She had doubts in her heart, but what the gods said was true. "I wonder where the gods will sell this thing and how much it will cost?"

Although He Zhen had some guesses in his mind, he felt that he should not speak carelessly in front of the gods.

Gu Xingzhao smiled and said, "I heard that every Lantern Festival in the capital, all the major businesses will have float parades to compete for the title of the number one business. This thing is gorgeous and can help. Find a business to negotiate and provide them with fireworks for free. See if there are any business owners willing to set off fireworks during the Lantern Festival."

"Since fireworks make a loud noise when set off, lighting up half the sky, they cannot be set off before the Lantern Festival. Do you understand?"

　Start making money!