Chapter 67: Make Some Noise

"What kind of noise?" Gu Yu sat on the bed cross-legged, like an old monk.

"You have to shake the bed hard, and it's best if the headboard bangs against the wall."

Gu Yu looked dumbfounded: "Why would I do that?"

"Just shake it because I told you to!" I demonstrated for her: "Like this, like this, like this…"

She tried it, then covered her face and told me, "Oh my god, that sound is so embarrassing. If someone next door heard it, they'd think something was happening in this room."

"Really?" I was delighted, "Then keep shaking it like that!"

"Are you crazy?" Gu Yu looked at me.

"Hurry up!" I kicked her with my foot.

Then I sat on the footstool by the bed, watching Gu Yu jump and thrash about on the bed.

After struggling for a while, she was so tired she gasped and told me, "Aren't you afraid of disturbing the people next door?"

"I want to disturb them, the more the better." I bit my lip and smirked, continuing with my nefarious plans.