Chapter 16
Alright alright I'm finally updating this story I know it's miracle. Well I hope you enjoy. This chapter starts the chunin exams and the forest of death parts aka part two of the exam.
Then the next chapter is the 1 Month time training and the prelims aka naruto destroying Kiba and skipping the other matches. (I'll be honest I forgot a lot of the matches and don't want to rewatch to say every word for word.)
The third chapter aka 18 will be the final round aka part 3 and the invasion where the old man hokage will survive as I have a idea for him later on.
The fourth chapter aka 19 will be retrieving Tsuande and the death of orochimaru cause I need him dead.
The fifth and final chapter aka #20 the finish where I'm gonna make one big fight of
Naruto
V.S
Akatsuki
Then
Naruto
V.S
Madara Uchiha
Then to finish it off
Naruto
V.S
Being a father again!!
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"Why am I here again??" Naruto asked as he blinked as he was standing at training grounds 7. Kakashi giving him a sympathetic but good luck look. Sasuke and Sakura were glaring at the primordial. They still didn't like Naruto.
"Naruto... you know... fuck it... you three have been nominated to take the chunin exams. Naruto don't kill everyone. You two don't cause naruto trouble." Kakashi said as he handed the three the paper before vanishing in a shunshin. Naruto vanished in a black spiral of energy grinning at finally being able to get a promotion.
*Time Skip To The Exam Room*
(A/s/n: Author/Side note naruto didn't get involved with the fight with lee and let sasuke get a beating while grinning the whole time.)
"Give me information on Gaara Of The Sand, Rock Lee and Naruto Uzumaki." Sasuke asked the konoha genin named Kabuto. Said genin pouted which did not go well with him and grabbed three cards from his deck.
"Gaara Of The Sand. His teammates are his siblings Temari Of The Sand And Kankuro Of The Sand. All three are children of the yondimae kazekage. He has completed 156 D-Ranks. 28 C-Ranks and 1 B-Rank. On a note from a friend in the sand village it says he's never been hurt before." Kabuto said shocking many.
"Rock Lee. His teammates are Neji Hyuuga and TenTen Higarashi. Sensei is Might Guy, who is possibly the strongest Taijutsu master in the world. (Naruto snorted here.) He can't do ninjutsu or any of that stuff since he has a birth defect that doesn't let him use chakra outside his body so his Taijutsu is said to match mid johin level. He has been on 1 B-Rank. 18 C-Ranks and 294 D-Ranks." Kabuto said. People were shocked by this but not as much as Gaara's.
"Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Otsutsuki." The Iwa and Kumo ninja started breathing a little heavy. "His teammates are Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno. His sensei is Kakashi Hatake student of his father. He's completed 1 S-Rank mission. 15 A-Ranks. 27 B-Ranks. 79 C-Ranks and 406 D-Ranks. A couple notes I have is that most of these were done by himself when he was bored. He has also never been hit on a single mission either. He has a bingo book entry." Kabuto said and brought one out to read it but Naruto was now holding it.
"Let's see oh this is neat.
Name: Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Otsutsuki
Age: 16 (supposedly)
Birthday: October 10
Rank: High S-Rank possibly SS-Rank.
Bloodlines: Mangekyo Sharingan of the uchiha clan powers. Has shown to be able to use the Susanoo, Amaterasu and Tsukuyomi. Might be able to use others is unknown for now. Has the powers of the rimmegan of the fabled sage of six paths. Has been given powers from the sage shown by the marks on his palm.
Side Note: Do not engage unless with two Kage level Shinobi at least."
"Neat. I expected nothing less." Naruto said smirking as he tossed the book back to the konoha son of the head medic at the hospital.
"SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!" A loud voice yelled as a puff of smoke appeared at the front of the room.
(A/n: Canon test for it except Naruto just filled it out in the first couple minutes)
"Anko your early." Ibiki said as the women named anko blushed in embarrassment, but soon she regained her mojo and said "Everyone follow me to training grounds 44 for the second part of the chunin exams. Anyone late will be disqualified with their entire team." As she finished she leaped out the window with all the genin following her quickly but Naruto who stood their contemplating something. But decide fuck it.
"FYI. A snake has entered the exam." Naruto said as he calmly phased through the wall and then dashed off the roof and stuff to the training grounds beating over half the genin despite going super slow.
(A/n: I'm skipping everything to the orochimaru part. FYI kiba had his cheek cut by Anko who spit his blood out.)
*Naruto PoV*
Ok so I was just blown away by a giant amount of wind which I'm pretty sure was a wind style great breakthrough. Next thing I know I'm being eaten by a snake. Today was not my day.
I decided to remove myself from the snakes stomach by Kamui... jk... I blew it the fuck up with a mini Kirin. Hmp. Stupid snake. After making the snake stomach slime acid shit go away I heard a shriek and surprise surprise it was Haruno the banshee. Sadly I needed them still to pass the exam.
I rushed back and arrived to see Orochimaru the snake sannin using a different body leaving a curse mark hikky on the Uchiha's shoulder. I took a seat and watched as the uchiha and the Haruno attempted to put up a fight against a sannin who barely used high chunin skills. It's really sad. The uchiha even used his sharingan and got his ass kicked.
So I decided to interfere as I was bored now with this shit fest. "Alright snake pedo, if your not gonna make it interesting for me I'll kill you!!" I said releasing a giant burst of killing intent at Orochimaru who paled but soon regained his mojo thinking he could beat Naruto. Clearly the prick doesn't pay much attention to shit.
"What would a weak genin like you do against me orochimaru hebi the snake sannin??" He asked in a arrogant tone to me which make me mad. I'm chaos the ultimate being!! How dare he mock me!!
"Don't mock me!!" I yelled and moved at speeds not visuals even to the strongest of eyes with a Raikiri charged up and plunged it into the stomach of orochimaru before it shot a strong burst of lightning chakra frying the snake sannin who quickly spat another orochimaru out but was still injured beside the hole I put in his stomach.
"DAM YOU NARUTO UZUMAKI NAMIKAZE ŌTSUTSUKI!! I WILL KILL YOU IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO!!" The snake pedo yelled at me before running off. I kicked sasuke in the balls making sure he was still alive making him yell in pain since the force I put behind it was strong. I didn't want to touch the Haruno so I kicked sasuke into her which made her latch on to him.
I decided to use Rimbo (Limbo) and made a invisible clone which was in the world of Rimbo (Limbo) which was connected to this world which lets them connect and physically interact with this world. The Rimbo clone pulled the uchiha by his hair grinning at me which I returned since the duckbutt was in extreme pain and we arrived and I pushed them into a hollow tree grove (??) and left them there with my Rimbo clone so I don't fail the exam and took out a few teams to get some scrolls.
I arrived back I saw the uchiha destroying some sound genin and Haruno being a bitch and knocked them out and headed to the tower. After waking the idiots up we opened the scrolls and iruka appeared and said we passed some shit about mind and body I ignored and just slept and had sex with my girls the remaining amount of time.
"Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Otsutsuki vs Kiba Inuzuka." The proctor said as Kiba who didn't hear Kabuto who had surrendered earlier say his bingo book entry or other things said "Ha we got the dobe this will be easy right Akamaru!!" Kiba was arrogant also. Akamaru who is his ninja partner who had not heard either barked also.
I decided to go all out and end it in a instant. I was going to kill this konoha genin because I can. Not like anyone can stop me. I am chaos after all.
"Start!!" The proctor said coughing as he jumped away having felt the killing intent of the ultimate existence aka me.
"You know what kiba?? I was gonna go easy you and then have a laugh about it later. But now I'm angry and In a bad mood having to listen to the Haruno banshee and your my punching bag till you break which means death. Get ready!!" I yelled at Kiba as my chakra flared revealing my true form (chapter 1 if you forget).
"Rimbo!!" I said and Kiba was smacked right to me as I grinned darkly and used a truth seeking orb to make a pole and immediately stabbed pieces of it into the Inazuka's shoulder, legs and arms freezing him in place.
Kiba came charging at me when he felt his body be released from the weird pressure and I simply made him stop moving again and slugged him hard in the face sending him into a wall and used a hidden genjutsu that no one can notice and made Kiba go feral as he started attacking Akamaru.
I grinned darkly which was hidden so no one noticed and charged a Raikiri up and vanished in a burst of speed and slammed it right into Kiba's chest who spit blood out and I pulled my hand back containing his heart throwing it away as Kiba smiled at me as if saying thank you for taking revenge as he had killed his dog.
I licked the blood on my cheek having felt it and walked up the stairs ignoring everyone's stares after being called the winner.
"He went feral. Any Inazuka gone feral is a danger to everyone even their family and are ordered to be put down immediately so don't give me that look." I said glaring at the people staring at me.
It was two weeks later I was relaxing when suddenly Kushina, Ophis in a older 18 year old form, Kaguya,Artemis, Zoë, Kurenai, Hinata, Tsuande, Shizune and other girls I may have had been having sex with walked in. They all said something that made ME blink.
"Naruto~sama... we're pregnant with your child." I blinked multiple times before just leaving a Clone their and vanishing to think. I already knew it but being told is something else entirely.
Another two weeks and it was time for the chunin exams. I was to fight Neji Hyuga. I didn't want to deal with this and played a game of mental games pissing the Hyuga off who came at me with intent to kill when I decided to return the favor as the sound of 1,000 birds chirping was heard and I slammed my hand through the hyuga's chest easily and walked away declared the winner as the medics quickly tried to heal him.
"DON'T GLARE AT ME WHEN HE TRIED TO KILL ME AND I DIDN'T EVEN GO FOR A INSTA KILL BLOW!!" I yelled. I was getting to emotional. This is bad. A emotional me is not very good for anyone.
I was glad when during the Uchiha's match the invasion started and followed gaara grinning. I would take all the 8 other tailed beast as they were apart of me and couldn't fade either. They all happened to be female I found out also so perfect life term mates also.
I followed garra and appeared in a forest area with him in a weird first partial form thingy special to shukaku herself. It was weird.
I vanished at a fast speed and shoved my arm right into Gaara's chest as brown colored chakra went from Gaara's chest and into me as he was passing out I said to him "I have taken the shukaku you will tell NO ONE!! If you do I will murder everyone you care about aka your siblings who love you got it!!" I demanded as gaara of the desert nodded quickly and I left leaving gaara to be picked up by his siblings.
I picked the uchiha up and vanished in another burst of speed grabbing Haruno using a Rimbo and then also seeing Asuma Sarutobi saving shikamaru and left them in the care of him before going to help Jiji. What I saw when I got there made me actually cry seeing the man who took care of me for my first 13 years of this second life having the shinigami behind him and that wannabe Kusanagi-No-Tsurugi through his chest holding onto Orochimaru's arms as I growled and crashed right through the purple barrier easily shocking the anbu before arriving and taking the snake sannin's soul along with the other pieces in his curse marks and destroying them along with the curse mark's also. I soon looked at the shinigami who realized who I was and understood to leave the soul of Sarutobi Hirzuen the fuck alone and left quickly promising to tell the other gods about his return and I healed Jiji up who gave me a smile before kissing consciousness being extremely tired.
I had to make Hiruzen a god to keep him alive though. I also made his wife a god so they can be together for ever as I plan to keep them from fading till the end where I must recreate everything again.
The anbu quickly after coming out of their shock arrested the sound 4 and the leaf knocked all sand shinobi out and killed all the sound shinobi out.
"Otsutsuki-sama will hokage-sama be okay??" A anbu captain asked as I was finishing healing the old man whom I considered a grandfather.
"Do not worry the old man will not die today or for a while I'm here." I reassured them as I finished and told them to put him in a special room after making sure to lock his godly power away so he doesn't accidentally kill someone.
*Time Skip 500 Years*
It's been 500 years and peace is now happening. Lots of fake deaths and the world is at peace after the 4th great shinobi war where I finally managed to get all the bijuu back. I also destroyed the spirit of Hagoromo who claimed the Shinju was corrupting me. Little prick was annoying as hell. His brother tried to kill me for it. Showed his ass by destroying him. I had many children with my lovers.
Eventually everything was destroyed by natural order. I completely forgot Kaguya was directly linked to me as she is intertwined with my chakra. So I had a sexy rabbit goddess and 9 sexy bijuu to be my loves for the rest of eternity. We would sometimes go visit people in the void and have fun.
The End!!
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I hope you enjoyed I decided to finish this story off by trying to make this chapter extra long with 2,400 words of actual story. You can ignore the author note at the very top of it.
I would also like to say I'm doing a rewrite but changing the storyline also. Here's the basics.
Name: Naruto Otsutsuki
Age: 17
Birthday: October 10
Backstory: Kaguya Otsutsuki and the Shinju were actually lovers after her original one died giving her first two children. She then had two more. One being black zetsu who was made using creation of all things using the chakra of Kaguya and the Shinju. Then a actual baby by Shinju taking his human form named Minato Namikaze. He would then give her a child but her foolish sons Hagoromo and Hamura betrayed her and she had sent to the future with the help of the gods who had supported the power couple. They said their final goodbyes to their baby boy sending him to the future. The name of this baby boy??
Naruto Namikaze Otsutsuki!!