Chapter 313 : Brother's Defense!!

[The truth came out, and in order to avoid a conflict, Madara unilaterally announced his breakup with Hashirama.]

[It hurt so much that on the day of the breakup, Madara activated his Sharingan.]

Hashirama looked at Madara with a complex expression, his mouth moving as if to say something, but then he hesitated.

Seeing Hashirama's troubled look, Madara got angry and shouted, "Why are you staring at me? Look at the screen!"

"Fine, I'll look. No need to be so harsh," Hashirama muttered, looking like a wronged wife.

[Madara's father, upon seeing his son activate his Sharingan, was overjoyed. He decided to let go of past grievances regarding Madara and Hashirama.]

[However, he still seriously warned Madara, saying: "Son, that's Senju on the other side. If you get too close, you might lose your brother."]

[With his father's advice in mind, Madara gradually took charge of the Uchiha clan, with the Senju still being their long-standing rivals.]

[While the two clans accumulated hatred over time, they also solidified their respective clan reputations.]

[At this time, Madara could only see his first love on the battlefield.]

"Smash~"

The wooden armrest of the chair didn't escape Madara's grasp and was easily crushed by him.

Fortunately, Madara knew he couldn't do anything about the screen, so he gritted his teeth and stared at it, hoping to spot some flaw.

In contrast to Madara's anger, Izuna found the whole thing amusing.

In the past, he couldn't understand his older brother's friendship with Hashirama.

But now, stepping outside the clan's constraints, he looked at their relationship again and found it quite interesting.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that the teasing on the screen was quite fitting.

The way Madara and Hashirama interacted was almost like a couple, wasn't it?

Madara was like the unreasonable woman, while Hashirama was the honest, kind man.

If it weren't for his position and loyalty to Madara, he'd want to cheer for this couple.

It's just too addictive.

For some reason, Izuna looked at that white-haired guy he really hated.

He realized that the white-haired guy was also watching with great interest, showing no signs of anger despite the teasing on the screen.

Maybe feeling someone's gaze, Tobirama also looked at Izuna for some reason.

The two made eye contact, both showing a strange smile. Then, at the same time, they both turned away, avoiding the gaze, and looked back at the screen.

Tobirama and Izuna: "I can't believe we have the same thought, how unlucky." X2

[One day, Madara, the leader of the thugs, arranged a showdown with Hashirama.]

[In this battle, Hashirama's brother, Tobirama, cut down Uchiha Izuna.]

Izuna snorted in annoyance.

[After years of war, Madara finally lost his only remaining brother.]

[Devastated, Madara's hatred for the Senju clan soared to new heights.]

[Before leaving, Madara left a message for Hashirama: "When we meet again, it won't matter if I'm male or female. It will just be our final battle to settle things."]

[In this fight, most of the Uchiha clan surrendered and were captured.]

[Izuna, who passed away, left behind his Sharingan to Madara.]

[Madara, tearfully inheriting it, awakened the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan and his power skyrocketed.]

[Madara declared: "Hashirama, I'm coming for your brother, gathering the remaining forces to wage war."]

[Hashirama, hearing Madara's declaration of war, immediately began preparations to protect his brother.]

[In this battle, Madara realized he was just a pawn on the surface. Hashirama, that sneaky guy, spent a ton of money, summoned the Flower Tree Realm with a single move, and crushed Madara's newly obtained powerful Susanoo.]

[Madara, not believing his luck, summoned his full-powered Susanoo to intimidate the whole battlefield. However, Hashirama countered by summoning a wooden warrior, giving Madara a good pounding.]

[When Madara woke up, he found himself lying on the ground.]

[Exhausted and hopeless, Madara asked Hashirama to end it, promising to meet again in the next life.]

[Hashirama thought of old feelings and proposed on the spot.]

"Go to hell and propose."

Madara, who had endured for so long, finally couldn't hold back. He lifted the wooden chair and smashed it toward the light screen.

He obviously knew it wouldn't do any good.

But knowing and actually doing are two different things.

He wanted to show his attitude.

There was absolutely no way he and Hashirama would have anything.

He was a straight guy, and things like that were never on his mind.

Besides, even if he had to do something like that, with his personality, he would definitely be the one playing the male role. Why would he be the female one?

It was simply the biggest joke in the world.

"Madara, you're good at everything, but your temper is too explosive. Look at me, I don't get angry. I actually think this is pretty fun."

Hashirama kept talking, and every word he said just poured fuel on the fire.

"If the light screen called you a woman, let's see if you'd get angry."

"What? That sounds like a good thing?"

Madara: ????

"No, no, cough, cough, cough."

Hashirama quickly explained, "You know, Tobirama and I lost our mother when we were young. Our father raised us with both love and hardship. I—"

"Brother, if you can't speak properly, just don't say anything. What do you mean raised us with both love and hardship? You should say 'raised us.' Anyway, I didn't eat any poop when I was a kid."

"…Brother, don't worry about the details."

Hashirama slightly reassured Tobirama and continued, "Anyway, Tobirama and I lost our mother when we were young, which made him develop such a complicated personality. As his older brother, I've always been concerned about it.

As the saying goes, 'An older brother is like a father, an older sister is like a mother.' I've always wondered, if I were a woman, would that have helped Tobirama's growth?"

"Ah, so that's how it is."

"Lord Hashirama really cares about Lord Tobirama."

"No wonder Lord Hashirama is so thoughtful and meticulous."

As soon as Hashirama finished speaking, everyone present, except for the Uchiha brothers, Tobirama, and Mito, immediately spoke up, saying, "Ah, yes, yes, yes, Hashirama-sama, what you said is absolutely right, we all believe you."

But what they really thought, only they knew.

"Phew~ It's good that I'm so clever. I finally managed to bluff my way through."

At this moment, Hashirama, who was pleased with his cleverness, didn't get to enjoy it for long before Mito, on his right, spoke up.

"Heh, so you want to be a woman, huh? Let me help you with that."

Mito's cold, icy words made Hashirama shiver instantly.

"Tobirama, did you hear that? Your older brother wants you to experience what motherly love is. You'd better arrange for the female clone body."

Hearing this, Tobirama understood right away, giving Hashirama a smile that didn't reach his eyes as he replied, "No problem, big sis-in-law. After watching the light screen video, I'll arrange for the female clone body immediately."

"Sure. By the way, also arrange a male clone body for me. I want a husband—no, wait, Hashirama's wife knows, being a woman is great."

As soon as this was said, not only the Senju brothers were stunned, but even the Uchiha brothers were shocked.

Madara leaned in and whispered in Izuna's ear, "Brother, you've stayed in Konoha longer than I have. Tell me, do they usually play like this?"

"I don't know, big brother. With this kind of bedroom secret, they wouldn't let me know."

"Mm, you're right."

Madara lifted his head and looked at Hashirama with a complex gaze.

Madara: "Hashirama, I never expected you to be this kind of person."

Hashirama felt a bit stuck.

If it were usual, he definitely would've kneeled by now.

Here's the translation based on your request:

But now, Madara was watching from the side.

In front of his closest friend, Hashirama felt that no matter what, he had to push through.

At worst, he could kneel later and beg Mito for forgiveness.

"Life is short, why not give it a try? I really want to know what it feels like to be a woman."

Hashirama: Madara, this is just who I am, wuwuwuwu~~~

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