The Next day:
“Hopefully, if this works, we can get the fuck out of here on time.” Viper says as he smacks a mosquito on his arm.
“Yeah, we’ll need to leave by Thursday since it’s an 8 day ride back to Manhattan.”
“Fuck, I forgot about that.” He curses under his breath.
Yesterday we found out that Trigger likes to fish right after sunset while spotting him by the shoreline.
Another wild boar chased us but I stabbed it with the swiss army knife that Cameron gave me for my birthday, and we ate it for dinner. The boar, not the knife. Though I was contemplating it as I listened to the very annoying sound of viper ranting about every little thing.
“Let’s get a move on, Viper. We’re scoping his place out in an hour or so.” He nods and stands up from the makeshift lazy boy he made out of sand. He’s on that Patrick star shit, but I’m impressed. That is until Mr. Krabs bites him in the ass.
“Let me take a wiz, real quick.” He says running behind a tree to piss.