I’m timid, I’ll be scared.

A few seconds later, Yu Siyan apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I was too careless, really sorry!" 

This operation was entirely sarcastic. 

Everyone: 

Director Jin: 

[What kind of big shot is he acting like? What's so noble about the entertainment industry?!] 

[Did you just learn these words and can't wait to use them? Can't you see it was the staff who deliberately caused trouble?!] 

[Exactly, everyone is human for the first time, why should he tolerate this?] 

The scene was completely silent. 

Yu Siyan took out an alcohol swab to wipe his hands that had touched the bottle of water. As he wiped, he turned around and gently asked: "Who is my team leader? Can we start the task now? I hope no one will buy PR articles saying I'm acting like a big shot, I'm timid, I'll be scared."

Everyone: ... 

Qiao Xi: ...

Qiao Xi said to Xiao 6, "Is this guy my task target? My task is to make him fall in love with the female lead, then get tortured by her until he dies and finally blackens? Look at him, does he look like someone who can love? It's already good if he doesn't kill someone!" 

Xiao 6, feeling guilty, could only flatter her: "I know it's difficult! That's why it needs the wise and mighty you, master! This is the optimal data matched by the system. Master, rest assured, based on precise algorithms, you can handle him!" 

Qiao Xi sneered: "I'm leaving, whoever likes this task can take it."

"Master! This is an SSS-level task, succeed and you'll get 30,000 points! By then, you can be the head of the Time-Space Administration!" 

Qiao Xi immediately turned back with a sharp maneuver. 

"Why didn't you say that earlier, Xiao 6? Oh, isn't it just fixing a love line? If I don't package him and deliver him to the female lead's bed today, consider it my dereliction of duty!" 

Xiao 6: ...

Qiao Xi's actions caught Yu Siyan's attention. 

His beautiful black eyes glanced over and noticed the map in her waistband. Yu Siyan squinted, not forgetting how this woman sat on his lap and made wild remarks earlier.

At this time, Director Jin, covering his face, hurriedly moved the process forward: "Drawing lots is done! Each team, set out immediately!!" 

The teams gathered and moved forward. 

Ye Sisi, the female lead with a soft yet strong face, approached Qiao Xi timidly and asked, "Team leader, should we walk there?" 

"Of course not," Qiao Xi smiled, "Our team follows the principle of mutual help, so Yu Siyan, you carry her."

Ye Sisi: ? 

Xiao 6: ???

"Master! You can't force the love line like this! You need to create unintentional physical contact! Besides, the villain won't listen like this!"

Sure enough, Yu Siyan smirked and looked over, "Oh, we can carry people? Team leader, I can't walk either. How about..."

He took a step closer, his black pupils under his superior brow bone becoming more enticing.

"Team leader, carry me?"

Everyone: !!!

[Oh my god! What is this scene I've never seen before?!] 

[Confirmed! He is a demon in the entertainment industry!]

[Oh no, Yu, don't be so self-destructive even if you're unhappy!]

[It's obvious Qiao Xi is trying everything to get his attention!]

[Don't worry, you all know Yu Siyan's temperament, don't you? Didn't you see earlier? He's definitely going to mess with Qiao Xi!]

Their eyes met.

Yu Siyan looked at the woman's light brown eyes and even blinked his own glassy eyes, waiting with some evil amusement for her reaction.

The next second, the woman looked up, expressionless.

"Left eye twitches for disaster, right eye twitches for bad luck. You twitched for disaster first, then bad luck. I calculated, something big will happen today."

Yu Siyan paused.

Everyone around: ?!

Zhou Ninghuan was shocked!

Is she crazy? That's Yu Siyan!!

If Brother Yan stood in front of him and blinked his eyes, he would want to throw himself into Yu Siyan's bed tonight! Qiao Xi really doesn't know what's good for her!

"But don't be sad," Qiao Xi immediately comforted Yu Siyan, "After all, people always die, either today or tomorrow - you all wait here, I'll go borrow a car."

[Wait here, I'll go buy an orange?] 

[Netizens understand "Back View"]

Qiao Xi walked towards a villager's house, already having a new plan in mind.

Can't be straightforward? Fine, she's good at subtlety too.

Xiao 6 said, "Master, don't mess around!"

"When have I ever messed around? Trust me to handle this."

Xiao 6: ...

Who can trust you to handle things!

Behind her, Yu Siyan thoughtfully withdrew his gaze.

In front of the monitor, Director Jin sneered, "Borrow a car in this village? Overestimating herself!"

"So fearless." The producer nearby, with a cigarette in his mouth and his feet on the table, said, "This village is very insular. Forget about borrowing a car, she'll need to show her Sesame Credit score just to borrow a hair. Let her suffer a bit to learn her place."

On the road, Ye Sisi paced nervously, "Can we really borrow a car? The villagers seemed a bit fierce earlier."

Yu Siyan found a big tree to lean against, cooling off. His collarbone was faintly visible under his white shirt, the thin muscles barely visible with his lazy posture, making Zhou Ninghuan drool.

Zhou Ninghuan, coming back to his senses, couldn't help but mock, "If she can borrow it, I'll kneel and call her daddy!"

[Haha, Huan Huan has seen through too much. The drama queen is starting to act again.] 

[She loves showing off, let her try. Borrowing a car? If I'm right, this is Xicun, a cultural heritage protection area. The people here are very isolated and hate being disturbed!] 

[Heh, maybe she thinks she can get what she wants with her tricks from the entertainment circle.] 

[You guys speak so harshly… I don't see Qiao Xi doing anything wrong, is it necessary to criticize her like this?] 

[As a bystander, I'm getting rebellious. From today, I'll follow Qiao Xi. If she doesn't have a dark history, I'll become her fan!]

Meanwhile, Qiao Xi knocked on a door.

A dark-skinned face peered out, full of vigilance, speaking in dialect right away.

Director Jin, watching the monitor, said, "I've seen this villager before. He's called Da Zhuang, he blocked the road when we first came to the village. What luck Qiao Xi has, encountering a tough one right away. Now she's really..."

His words suddenly stopped.

Director Jin sat up straight, leaning closer to the monitor.

Even the producer was drawn in, leaning forward.

"What is she doing?" the producer wondered, "Talking?"

"Seems like it," Director Jin frowned, "What is she saying? Doesn't sound like Mandarin?"

On the screen, the slender figure gestured while talking.

Qiao Xi: "@#*%%U*#**$*%%?"

Villager: "***&%*%￥#@!"

Qiao Xi: (· w·)/

Villager: └(^o^)-

Finally, both: \(^V^)メ(^V^)/

Director Jin: ???

Producer: !!!

Director Jin's eyes widened, stuttering, "What are they doing? Shaking hands??? No, she... she can understand???" 

"Not only understand, she seems to be speaking it too?!"

Director Jin was shocked: "Get the translator here immediately!"

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