This Isn't Just a Direct Hit, It's a Meteor Strike  

Duan Fulin: ??? 

Bullet comments: ???? 

A few seconds later, the airdrop package quickly descended from the sky! 

Qiao Xi leaped up, using Duan Fulin's face as a springboard! 

Smack—she caught it.

"Let's congratulate Qiao Xi! She's won first place today!!" 

Qiao Xi shouted excitedly, standing on Duan Fulin's shoulders.

Three teammates appeared. 

Yu Siyan took the lead, clapping his hands three times. 

Behind him, Li Dazhuang and Fan Zhiying, catching on, also started clapping. 

The applause echoed through the small forest.

Duan Fulin: "..." 

Xiao 6: "..." 

Are you expecting me to speak up?

[Reminder to everyone, it's just a livestream, no need to watch on your knees] 

[At times like this, I realize my lack of vocabulary. All I can say is 'wow'] 

[The only thing faster than a bicycle is a motorcycle; the only thing faster than my heartbeat is Qiao Xi] 

[Just tuned in, is this "Animal World"? Did I walk into the wrong show?] 

[Why does this feel like the Olympics?]

Meanwhile, the system chimed in. 

[Congratulations! You've reached Level 14! You have acquired the item: Sharp Teeth] 

[Item function: Can bite through any material]

Qiao Xi: ? 

Isn't this more outrageous than giving me Hou Yi's bow?

"Open the box, open the box!" Fan Zhiying urged, rummaging through the gift box. 

The team found a refrigerator inside. Although it wasn't an air conditioner, it could chill watermelon and drinks, which was good enough for now.

*

The prize collection point was at the production team's supply storage, located in an uninhabited farmhouse in the village. 

Qiao Xi initially wanted Yu Siyan and Yi Han to go together to carry it, but she was worried they'd start kissing each other on the way, so she decided to go herself with Yu Siyan.

However, just as they stepped inside, a knife was suddenly held against them. 

"Robbery," said the person behind them.

Robbery? 

Qiao Xi was about to move. 

"Don't turn around!" the person commanded, "Move inside!"

Meanwhile. 

In the livestream, the production team's subtitles appeared.

[Please stay calm, everyone. This is Director Jin of the show. This is just a game; the 'robber' is played by our staff, no need to panic.] 

The frantic bullet comments finally settled down.

[I was scared to death! So it's just a game!] 

[I almost called the police!] 

[So Qiao Xi and Yu Siyan don't know? Is our camera hidden too?] 

[Isn't this all about the thrill! Hahaha! Won't they get scared out of their wits?] 

[No, isn't this the ace duo? Aren't you more worried about the 'robber'?] 

[They're tied up, what can they do?] 

[The production team is too harsh! Just got a refrigerator and now it's getting taken away, hilarious! This is what they mean by an emotional rollercoaster, right?]

In the director's area. 

Director Jin watched the two obediently sitting, tied up, and smirked. 

This was her plan B. 

They knew Qiao Xi was unpredictable, so even if they gave Duan Fulin special treatment, it might not be enough to win. 

So Director Jin decided if Duan Fulin won, they'd give them the prize. 

If Qiao Xi won, they'd rob them instead! And take the rest of the loot as well!

"Director Jin! Director Jin, look..." The assistant's voice suddenly changed.

Director Jin frowned and walked over, "What are you looking at? Do you think she can grow a third hand to untie the ropes?" 

She stopped in her tracks, her eyes widening in shock. 

On the screen, Qiao Xi and Yu Siyan were tied up, but Qiao Xi suddenly pounced on Yu Siyan, knocking him to the ground! 

[What are you doing!!! Let go of my Yuyan!] 

[Is she biting his neck?! What, was there an aphrodisiac in the refrigerator earlier?!] 

[Outrageous!!! Outrageous!!!!] 

[Ahhhhhh, I'm dying from this ship! Damn, damn, is this the legendary direct hit?!] 

[No, this is the legendary meteor strike, this is insanely powerful] 

[Does Qiao Xi think there are no cameras, so she's acting so brazenly?!]

On-site. 

Yu Siyan struggled a bit, with tape still on his mouth, revealing a pair of upturned peach blossom eyes. 

"Don't move." Qiao Xi had already bitten through her own tape, exposing her lips, creating a particularly eerie image. "There are cameras." 

Yu Siyan: ... 

You know there are cameras too?!

"Hang in there; I'll bite through the ropes, then we can escape together," Qiao Xi said. 

Yu Siyan: ? 

Ropes? 

Bite through? 

Before he could think, Qiao Xi's mouth was already on his shoulder. 

The tingling sensation instantly froze Yu Siyan in place.

She moved downward. 

His chest muscles twitched. 

Then his abdomen... 

Then his thighs... 

[!!!!!!!!!!!] 

[Production team, maybe reveal your identities now! She's going way too far!] 

[Ahhhh, Yuyan's not pure anymore!!!!] 

[I'm losing it! Are we going to witness an adult scene next?] 

[Are you sure this isn't a reality show?] 

[Don't let Qiao Xi get any closer to Yuyan! Production team, aren't you going to step in?!] 

[Robber, pull them apart!]

Yu Siyan gritted his teeth, letting out a few muffled sounds. 

Qiao Xi raised her head, "What's wrong?" 

"Mmmph mmph!" 

"Oh, you want me to take off the tape?" 

Qiao Xi nodded and leaned in closer. 

—She bit into the tape on his cheek. 

She missed the first time, licking his skin. 

The man beneath her stiffened. 

She finally found the edge of the tape, biting down. 

It was difficult to move. 

As she got closer, his skin turned visibly red. 

He stared at her face, her eyelashes brushing against his nose, the scent of her breath invading his senses, her skin brushing against his cheek, and her gaze lingering on his lips... 

Thump thump. 

Thump thump. 

His heart pounded like a drum. 

For a moment, he unconsciously leaned forward. 

Their lips were about to touch...

The next second, "shhh!" 

Qiao Xi ripped off the tape! 

Yu Siyan's eyes filled with tears from the pain! 

"You!" 

"Shh, shh, shh!" Qiao Xi quickly said. 

Yu Siyan paused, suddenly looking up at something behind Qiao Xi, his expression changing. 

"Having fun?" a voice asked. 

Qiao Xi looked up, seeing the "robber" wearing her previous woolen hat, looking down at them. 

She chuckled, "Oops, caught in the act." 

[Assistant director: I was just standing right in front of you, did you see me as I used to be?] 

[If you didn't come, these two kids would have been born] 

[Hmph! Bad woman, production team, take away her refrigerator!] 

[She didn't kiss him earlier, right?] 

[I think your Yuyan wanted to kiss Qiao Xi] 

This comment sparked an uproar! 

Everyone denied it vehemently! 

"If you two enjoy games so much, let's play one," the assistant director said, wearing the hat and imitating a villain's sneer, "Oh↗ Ha↘ Ha↘ Ha↘ Ha↘ Ha!"

Qiao Xi: ... 

Yu Siyan: ... 

If you can't act, you don't have to.

The next second, two black bottles were placed on the table. 

The "robber" grinned, "One of you, drink from either bottle, and I'll give you back the refrigerator. Just so you know, one of them is..." 

"Gulp, gulp, gulp!" Qiao Xi grabbed a bottle and started drinking! 

Assistant Director: "...poison." 

He finished speaking, then realized the situation, standing up abruptly, his covered face turning pale!

In the director's area. 

"Director Jin!!!!" The assistant's voice cracked, "Something terrible has happened! Qiao Xi drank the poison! The props team used real poison for authenticity!!!"