Call Me Dad and Be a Turtle for Life

"Ah! No, Master! Don't! You can't! Don't mess with the villain's mindset!"

Xiao 6 barely managed to calm Qiao Xi down.

On the bed, Yu Siyan had no idea what he almost experienced.

He got up, blushing, and said, "I'll go take a shower."

Qiao Xi lay back on the bed and propped up her legs, asking Xiao 6, "We're at level 20 now, can we check his affection points?"

"Yes! You can check one more person for every ten levels! This time you can check two!"

Qiao Xi checked Yu Siyan's affection points for Ye Sisi.

Result: 0

Then she checked his affection points for Yi Han. Result: -100

Xiao 6 said, "That's strange. I detected that the villain definitely had some affection fluctuations! It's not Ye Sisi, Yi Han, or Cheng Xi. Could it be...?"

They both exclaimed, "Zhou Ninghuan?!"

"No, no, impossible," Qiao Xi said. "Zhou Ninghuan? I'd rather not. How about this, let's use a Truth Pill, and I'll ask him myself!"

She casually waved her hand.

The pill flew out and shot into the bathroom.

Inside, the sound of water stopped.

Qiao Xi kicked the door, "Come out, we need to talk."

It took several seconds before the door opened.

"Click."

Qiao Xi looked up and said, "I need to ask you, who exactly do you... Oh my!"

A tall figure fell towards her, landing on her shoulder!

Qiao Xi used two fingers to hold him up firmly.

"What are you doing?"

He lowered his eyes, his gaze completely different from usual, filled with intense aggression. His body was hot, and he slowly brought Qiao Xi closer, pressing her onto the bed!

Qiao Xi: !

"Xiao 6! Did you give me some cheap pill again?! Does this one have a side effect of making someone amorous?!"

Xiao 6 panicked and quickly checked.

Upon seeing the result, it started trembling!

"Ah! We're doomed! Master, this is..."

"Speak up!"

"...the wrong one."

Qiao Xi: ?

Wrong one!!!

She looked.

In the [Used] column, there was an entry for "Lust Pill."

[Effect: When activated, the user loses control over their desires.]

Qiao Xi screamed, "Loses control over their desires?! I'm not worried about the people, but now even I am in danger!"

Xiao 6: ???!!!

Master, your self-awareness is too clear!

Xiao 6's voice quivered, "I'm a romance system, my other pills might not be that strong, but this one is! What do we do now?"

Yu Siyan had already started kissing her neck.

Qiao Xi struggled, and then had a flash of inspiration!

"I've got it!"

She took out a voice changer and switched to Zhou Ninghuan's voice.

"Brother Nian," a soft and shy voice emerged, "Isn't this a bit too much?"

Xiao 6: ??????

Unexpectedly, it worked.

Yu Siyan stopped moving, seeming on the verge of gagging.

However, when he looked at Qiao Xi, his vision blurred again!

He leaned in and kissed along Qiao Xi's neck.

Qiao Xi's eyes widened, her hair standing on end!

She struggled, but her hands were pinned above her head.

"Don't move," Yu Siyan murmured hoarsely in her ear, "I'm uncomfortable, help me..."

His lips kissed her chin again, slowly moving upward.

His other hand slipped around Qiao Xi's slim waist, pulling her closer.

Qiao Xi frantically tried to push her clothes away!

"Calm down, Yu Siyan! Look clearly! I'm not Yi Han!"

Xiao 6: "Should I, should I step out? Master, call me when you're done!"

"Wait, wait!" Qiao Xi had another sudden idea, "This will definitely work! Use the Shrinking Pill, stack them up! Quick!"

Xiao 6: ?

Shrinking Pill? Stack them up???

You should act like a normal person!

Qiao Xi didn't have time to think, she clicked.

[Ding! Shrinking Pill used successfully!]

Instantly, the room fell silent.

The next morning at breakfast, the whole family sat together.

Yu Siyan had dark circles under his eyes, and Qiao Xi was eating quietly, stifling her laughter.

Seeing the two's condition, Li Lianrong chuckled.

"Xiao Nian must be tired. Here, I made this soup just for you."

Yu Siyan replied, "I was tired, I kept dreaming all night."

Qiao Xi paused, listening intently.

Li Lianrong asked, "What were you dreaming about?"

"It seemed like I was looking for something, but I couldn't find it," Yu Siyan said, puzzled.

He couldn't remember anything after coming out of the bathroom last night, only that he seemed to be searching for something.

Qiao Xi buried her face in her bowl, shaking with laughter.

Xiao 6 freaked out, "Master, don't laugh! The villain can't know! If he finds out he lost an hour of his manliness, what if he can't handle it?!"

"Relax, if you don't say anything and I don't say anything, who will know?"

Qiao Xi reassured Xiao 6, then got up and left confidently.

"Sister, are you going to the company?" Qiao Yuyi came over. "I'll go with you; I have to go today too."

Qiao Xi remembered that Qiao Yuyi had also signed with Tianhua Entertainment.

So she nodded, and the two got into the car.

Qiao Yuyi handed over her phone.

"We haven't added each other on WeChat yet, scan mine."

"Oh."

Qiao Xi opened her phone.

The video that hadn't been closed suddenly started playing automatically!

"Huh, where is it?" Yu Siyan's soft voice came out.

Qiao Yuyi: ?

Qiao Xi: !

"Wrong video, wrong video!" Qiao Xi frantically exited!

However, in the process, there was even Qiao Xi's voice—

"Come on, call me daddy. Call me dad, and be a turtle for life."

Yu Siyan chuckled.

After a pause, a low, magnetic voice responded, "...wife."

"What the hell! I said daddy!"

"Hey~" Yu Siyan responded.

The video cut off.

The car fell into dead silence.

Qiao Yuyi: "..."

Qiao Xi: "..."

The driver, Uncle Wu, who had perfect hearing: "..."

After a while, Qiao Xi leaned close to Qiao Yuyi and whispered in her ear—

"If I beg you, can you keep this a secret?"

Qiao Yuyi: "..."

Xiao 6: "Master, you're untrustworthy! No wonder you tricked me into hiding yesterday, you were recording a video!"

Qiao Xi muttered, "I just wanted to capture an exciting moment, who knew Yu Siyan would still insist on being a dad even when he wasn't conscious!"

No way, this video must not leak!

Even if she got hit by a car today, she'd format her phone before passing out!

"I can keep it a secret," Qiao Yuyi suddenly said, "but I want something in return."

Qiao Xi: ?

Great, blackmailing, are you?

She turned, and Qiao Yuyi immediately assumed a defensive posture!

The next second, Qiao Xi's voice echoed throughout the car.

"Yes, ma'am! Whatever you say, I'll do it, even if it means going through fire and water!"

Qiao Yuyi: "..."

Is this really her sister?

On the other side, Yu Siyan happily returned to the Yu family home.

Although he didn't know what happened last night.

It must have been a romantic evening...

"Young Master, divorce," Cheng Xi said bluntly.

Yu Siyan gave him a sideways glance, "You keep cursing me; do you think you'll live longer?"

Cursing?!

Cheng Xi felt so wronged.

Heaven knows! The Young Master told him to remind him!

He gritted his teeth and pulled out his diary!

Yu Siyan was called to the study by Yu Zheng.

"You stayed at the Qiao family last night?" Yu Zheng asked, looking displeased.

"Yeah."

The next second, Yu Zheng threw a document at him.

"Take a look."