At the same time, there was a deafening uproar.
"Heartless boss! Wage arrears! Shameless! Give me my money back!"
As the words were shouted, paint was thrown towards Qiao Xi!
He Xuefang's lips curled into a smirk as she quickly stepped aside.
But before she could fully move, someone suddenly clamped down on her armpits.
He Xuefang: ?
In the next second, she was lifted into the air!
*Smack—*
"Ah!!!"
The paint hit He Xuefang's face!
Everyone: !!!!!
And a head poking out from behind her was the grinning Qiao Xi!
Qiao Xi taunted, "Oh, what aim! Can't even aim straight at a pit while you're taking a dump? Should you tilt left or right while peeing?"
[What the heck, what the heck, what the heck!]
[What the heck, what the heck!]
[Sister Xi, look at me. I'm tilting left, is this the style you like?]
[I have to say, she still kept her composure on the show]
[What man can stand this kind of stimulus!]
[I didn't expect that after the small whirlwind drying technique, there would still be a human shield]
As expected, the leader of the men froze for a moment, then his eyes turned fierce: "Throw more!"
Several people rushed up!
Paint and fireworks came from all directions!
"Xi Xi, catch this!" Yu Sinian's voice rang out.
Li Cheng turned around and saw a foot added to his rear, kicking him forward!
Li Cheng: ?!
Qiao Xi caught him with one hand!
She roared, "Double-sided shield! Get!"
The next moment, she lifted both people up! One chicken in the left hand, one duck in the right hand! Wherever there was paint, there were their faces!
*Smack, smack, smack!*
Paint splattered on Li Cheng and He Xuefang's faces repeatedly.
Cheng Xi: "Ah ah ah ah!"
This was breakdown.
He Xuefang: "Ah ah ah ah!"
This was anger.
Yu Sinian: "Ah ah ah ah!"
This was admiration.
Xiao 6: "Ah ah ah ah!"
This was a shock value breaking 21 levels.
[Ding! Breaking through level 21! Skill "Clamping Sound, proficiency 30%" acquired!]
Qiao Xi: ?
What did she just get???
Before she could check, He Xuefang collapsed to the ground, gasping for air, her body trembling as she screamed.
"You little bitch! You…"
Qiao Xi: "You're just speaking out of anger, I'm not listening."
He Xuefang fainted from rage, and Li Cheng caught her, gritting his teeth as he looked at her, "Woman, you…"
Qiao Xi: "Rebound."
Li Cheng: "…"
Amidst all this chaos, the ribbon-cutting ceremony was hastily completed, and the incident even made it to a small trending topic.
When Yu Zheng told Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian to go home and face punishment, Qiao Xi was busy stuffing herself with celebratory cake, nodding absently, and only left with the proud and mighty little young master when she was full.
At the door, Qiao Xi stopped and gestured for Yu Sinian to come over.
"Your dad is definitely furious," she said, "Go create some distractions to get him away."
She remembered that the Yu family had a special family law dealing with this little young master.
What if it was used on her?
Xiao 6 discovered a new continent: "Master, you're actually afraid of family law???"
"No, mainly I'm afraid that if I resist, I might kill Yu Zheng. Killing someone here is definitely illegal, otherwise, Yu Sinian would have killed Yu Zheng a long time ago."
Xiao 6: "…"
It went silent.
The little young master was still starry-eyed and made an "OK" gesture.
"This thing, I'm good at."
Cheng Xi: It's over. Professional match-up.
The two gazes clashed fiercely before they each turned away!
Meanwhile, as soon as Qiao Xi walked in, she heard Yu Zheng's roar.
"Nonsense, absolute nonsense! There was only one troublemaker before, now there's another!"
"Kneel down! Family law!"
Qiao Xi was thrilled: "6, see, isn't my prediction skill awesome?"
Xiao 6 bit its tongue.
"Dear, don't…" He Xuefang's crying voice came, "She's still a child! Just doesn't understand…"
Qiao Xi immediately took out her phone, "Hello, 110? I want to report. The amusement park charged me full price last month, but someone said I'm still a child, shouldn't it be half price?"
He Xuefang: ?
Yu Zheng: ?
Xiao 6 couldn't help but explode: "Master! Don't cause trouble!!! Just wait for the villain to save you, okay?!"
Qiao Xi: "I'm not causing trouble, I'm just waiting. You've seen me cause trouble before, why misunderstand me? 6, you hurt my feelings."
Xiao 6: "…"
It might be the first time a system self-sabotaged in history!!!
He Xuefang gritted her teeth and looked up, "Qiao Xi, I'm letting this go because you're the wife of Nian Nian, but you've really gone too far today!"
Just as Qiao Xi was about to speak, a loudspeaker sound suddenly rang out.
The entire Yu family had a stereo system for playing music in the morning and reminding servants to gather, etc.
At this moment, a lazy voice came from the speaker:
"Listen up, old man on the other side! Listen up, old man on the other side!"
Yu Zheng: "What sound?!"
Liu Bo looked embarrassed and stood at the door, "It's, it's… Sir, you should come out and see for yourself!"
He opened the door.
Yu Zheng turned his head and was stunned!
—The little young master was sitting on a spinning back chair, with Cheng Xi standing beside him, trembling with closed eyes, and in his hand was a familiar clothes drying rod with a tattered piece of cloth hanging on it!
Qiao Xi: ?
"Yu Sinian! What are you doing!" Yu Zheng roared.
Yu Sinian grabbed the loudspeaker and threw his arm over the armrest, "Quickly return my wife. My patience is limited, I'm giving you three seconds."
"3—"
"Yu Sinian, are you looking for a beating!"
"2—"
"It's outrageous! If I don't beat you today, I won't share your surname!"
"1."
The little young master waved his hand.
Instantly, Cheng Dong and the servants came up, setting up reflectors and backgrounds, and quickly starting a live broadcast!
Yu Zheng's steps stalled.
Yu Sinian lifted the drying rod and revealed the underwear on it!
"Not 998! Not 98! Only twenty-eight cents!"
"Yu Corporation Chairman's same style underwear—Take it home!"
Qiao Xi: ???
She looked carefully.
The pattern, the style, and the battle-tested fishnet design! It was practically written with a middle-aged man's name!
The whole family: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no!
It didn't take long to calm down, and now it's all starting again!
"Yu Sinian!!!" Yu Zheng roared and charged forward, swinging a stick.
Yu Sinian moved swiftly left and right.
With his left hand, he pulled out a black pure cotton one: "Wear it, success in your career is assured!"
With his right hand, he pulled out a red ice silk one: "Wear it, your second wife will come home early!"
Qiao Xi: "Damn!"
She slowly cupped her fists and gave the little young master a salute.
Underwear hero, respect!
The little young master returned the salute, waving the two pieces of underwear at her and said, "Watch, I'm going to distract him!"
Then he rushed out, with the two pieces of underwear fluttering in the wind!
---