"Let Me Go on a Dating Show? Are You Crazy?"

**[I'd call it: Zhou Ninghuan 2.0 Version]**

**[Huan Zai was at least arrogant for three episodes, but Xiao Guo didn't even last a whole night.]**

**[Plant it in the ground and water it, does it make you smarter?]**

"Don't worry, it will come back," Qiao Xi shook her head.

Then she made a hand gesture towards the tree.

Cheng Dong received the signal and immediately swung the whip!

"Ah!" Director Jin felt a chill on his head!

A wig costing 299 yuan flew straight into Cheng Dong's hand.

Then there were a few more swooshes! The whole crew's wigs were lost!

**[My God, does this show put such pressure on you?]**

**[Tell me what's real! What is actually real!]**

"Miss Qiao, like a young girl, catch!" Cheng Dong shouted.

Wigs flew through the air.

The production team screamed loudly.

"Give it back!"

"Ah, ah, ah!"

Qiao Xi caught several wigs and Guo Yang picked up the ones that fell.

The young master elegantly dodged left and right, avoiding the wigs entirely.

"Qiao Xi!" Director Jin shouted, covering his head, "What exactly are you doing!"

Qiao Xi turned around and smiled widely.

She danced with eight wigs in her hands, leaving afterimages.

"Yearnian, say a few words," she said.

In an instant, Yu Sinian had a megaphone in his hand, and Director Jin suddenly looked down.

When was this stolen?!

"Listen carefully, Little Jin on the other side!" The young master's voice came from the receiver, "Your dignity is now in our hands! Surrender immediately! Surrender!"

Half an hour later.

Director Jin, wearing a straw hat and dragging a plowing machine, walked between the fields.

Beside him were producers with hoes, sweaty assistants... dozens of crew members were all working in the fields.

Director Jin was furious halfway through and threw the plowing machine!

"I can't do this anymore!"

"Hey, hey, hey!" The producer quickly picked it up and handed it back, "What are you doing! Don't you want the wigs anymore? Hurry up, we need to score soon! I only got 8 points earlier! Qiao Xi said, whoever gets the first 10 points will get the dignity first! Hurry up! She's watching us! Hurry up!!"

Director Jin: ...…

**[I'm blooming with flowers, 麻中带麻, respect, truly respect]**

**[Redefining variety shows—Sister Xi, you're my goddess!]**

**[A milestone in variety show history, I'm totally impressed haha, the production team is in the fields, and the guests are scoring?!]**

**[Not just scoring, I feel like she's going to hit people soon]**

**[Zhang Shu, you didn't need to squat in the tree to supervise, 6]**

**[Why don't you mention Yu Sinian? In just a few seconds, he's already thrown a bunch of snacks to Qiao Xi!]**

Qiao Xi was sipping watermelon juice and snacking when a staff member suddenly tugged at her sleeve.

She stood up and went to a rest room without surveillance.

"Brother Zhu, you're out of the hospital?" After opening the door, Qiao Xi greeted with a smile.

Zhu Feng sneered, "Out of the hospital? I'm almost out of the monastery!"

"Really? My friend just came out, and I heard the temple's vegetarian meals are good. I'll have him recommend it to you—Cheng Xi! Cheng Xi, come in!"

"Clang!"

Cheng Xi, panting, stood in the room with a shining, Buddhist-like head!

"Monk? Oh, I'm just an intern monk, paid 8000 a month. You can check the recruitment requirements."

He handed over a recruitment notice.

**[Job Requirements and Salary]**

**[Host (1 position): 60,000 yuan/month]**

**[Head Monk (1 position): 40,000 yuan/month]**

**[Supervisor (1 position): 30,000 yuan/month]**

**[Assistant Monk (5 positions): 20,000 yuan/month]**

**[Intern Monk (several positions): 8,000 yuan/month]**

**[Requirements: 1. Male. Bachelor's degree or higher, master's preferred. 2. Proficient in reciting "Diamond Sutra", "Lotus Sutra", etc. 3. Working hours 7.5 hours, abstain from alcohol and sexual activities during working hours, personal life not interfered with after work.]**

Zhu Feng: ???

Qiao Xi: ???!!!

Zhu Feng: "Are you out of your mind!"

Qiao Xi: "Paid? Why didn't you say so earlier! Is there a nun version?!"

Zhu Feng slowly turned to look at Qiao Xi.

He took a deep breath and pushed Cheng Xi out.

Then the door slammed shut! He gritted his teeth and turned, throwing out two contracts!

Qiao Xi, still thinking about her nunnery, peeked at the contracts without much interest.

Zhu Feng said, "These two contracts, one for the variety show, one for acting. Look at them quickly! I'm leaving after you sign!"

Qiao Xi finally focused and flipped through them.

"You picked the wrong one." With just one glance, she tossed the first contract back, "This one's a dating show."

"Not wrong, it's for you."

Qiao Xi: ?

They stared at each other.

"Me? A dating show?" Qiao Xi repeated, "Say that again? You want me to go on a dating show? Are you crazy? There are so many things I can do, and you pick something I can't do? Are you mocking me? I'm not doing it!"

She stood up to leave.

"1 million." Zhu Feng said coolly.

Qiao Xi didn't stop.

Zhu Feng added, "Per episode."

Qiao Xi sneered and turned around, pointing with her index finger.

Zhu Feng raised an eyebrow.

So determined?

Then he had just assured the director that Qiao Xi would definitely agree, and now he was making a fool of himself...

"Add 10,000 more per episode," Qiao Xi said.

Zhu Feng: ...…

Seeing him silent, Qiao Xi worried he might back out and quickly grabbed the contract.

"If you can't do it, forget it. I'm just kidding! Haha! I'm getting rich, getting rich, getting rich!"

She signed it and threw it back, "Tell the production team thank you for their vision. This dating show, I... I mean, they have confirmed it!"

The last sentence, she used her best clipped tone.

Zhu Feng: ...… 

He hadn't even started mentioning additional endorsements or resources... Oh well, Qiao Xi probably wouldn't want to hear it anyway.

He'd deal with it later.

As the entire production team of "The Big Change" worked hard, the news of the filming suspension disappointed netizens for a while.

But soon, this disappointment was blown away by the official Weibo account of the "I Want to Date" show.

"@IWantToDateOfficial: Looking forward to the collaboration, let's celebrate @QiaoXi."

**[Damn!!! Tell me I'm seeing things! Am I?]**

**[The fewer words, the bigger the event!]**

**[A mistake in the tag! The editor needs to be punished!!!]**

**[Sister Xi is going on a dating show?! Ah, ah, ah, my bathing CP just ended?! I won't accept it, sob sob sob! I still want to watch the farming variety show!]**

**[See? It's just hype, you all wouldn't listen!]**

Meanwhile, Yu Sinian's fans were not fooled.

In the official fan group, the group owner tagged everyone.

**[@YearnianSurplus: Caution! I think this guy is up to something]**

Replies flooded in: **[+1]**

**[@ObsessedManMyLove: Look at him, he's all about love, I don't expect him to wake up, I can only hope Qiao Xi holds her ground]**

**[@YuSinianRedUnderwear: I agree, Qiao Xi on a dating show? Can he hold it in?]**

**[@BodyguardForLittleMaster: Latest reliable news! This show is funded by the Yu family! Damn! I knew this guy had bad intentions! He used his dad's money to make a show about dating! I said the show's name was weird! Absolutely his own idea! Ahhhh!!!]**

Instantly, the fan group exploded!