Qiao Xi Redefines Adult Education**

On the left side of the shopping cart stood five people side by side!

They were dressed in supermarket uniforms: two cashiers on the far left, two stock clerks in the middle, and a fishmonger on the far right, holding a knife and looking bewildered.

On the right side of the shopping cart stood five people too!

—Cheng Xi and Cheng Dong were balancing on one leg like a rooster, while three others in facekinis were maintaining order nearby.

"It's so crowded, it's so crowded! Hey, steady now! Don't fall off, if you fall off, you lose!"

Director Jiang was going crazy. "Qiao Xi! I asked you to get things from the supermarket!"

Qiao Xi stuck her head out. "Yes, I'm getting things from the supermarket."

"I mean items! Products! Do you understand?!"

Qiao Xi turned to shout at the cashiers, "This bald guy says you don't count as items in the supermarket. Can you tolerate that? Even though we're ordinary people, does our dignity really mean nothing?!"

The entire group instantly turned their heads, glaring at Director Jiang.

Director Jiang: !!!

The crowd: "You old bald donkey need to be reasonable! We're supermarket people in life and supermarket ghosts in death! Why don't we count as supermarket items?!"

The three facekinis next to them also started causing a ruckus, howling like ghosts.

The fishmonger, though silent, raised his knife.

The attitude was clear.

Director Jiang: "..."

The winner was thus switched from Li Cheng to Qiao Xi.

Qiao Xi was still directing her "goods," having them jump on the scale one by one in front of Li Cheng, and then she dragged Yu Siyen over to count.

Yu Siyen stood proudly in front of the scale as Cheng Xi jumped on it, shouting, "First item—150 pounds!"

Cheng Dong jumped on next, shouting, "Second item—152 pounds!"

After announcing, he gave a pitying glance at the scale in Li Cheng's cart and asked, "There are so many things in the supermarket. Why did you only pick so little? Is it because you don't like them?"

Li Cheng: "..."

The whole scene: "..."

[This small knife cut through the stratosphere, opening my eyes]

[If I can't curse at this moment, I have nothing to say]

[This can't go on. Look at every move Yu Siyen makes now; he's replicating the path Qiao Xi took! Heaven, a good child turned into this! Qiao Xi, it's all your fault!]

[Qiao Xi, redefining adult education]

Since the first place winner could pick small snacks from the supermarket, Qiao Xi and Yu Siyen plunged into the snack area, wandering around the Wangzai and Wahaha sections.

Meanwhile, a territorial dispute was brewing in the shadows.

"Which small-time gang are you from? We were here first!"

Liao Xinrou adjusted her facekini and took a deep breath.

Three people on the opposite side had taken their original prime viewing spot and covered their faces with baseball caps, sunglasses, and masks.

One of the men stepped forward and said with a rural accent, "There's no sign here with your names on it! Why should we count as yours?! Anyone can walk into the supermarket! We're consumers too!"

As soon as the words were out, Liao Xinrou and Lu Shibang's eyes widened!

Then Lu Shibang took a step forward, hesitating, "Zhuangzi... is that you?"

Li Dazhuang: ?

Next to him, Aunt Zhao: ? ?

Hiding the most was Yu Zheng: !!!

Five minutes later, six people were hiding behind the shelves, the atmosphere a bit awkward.

Lu Shibang accidentally bumped into Yu Zheng and immediately said, "Sorry, sorry. I didn't hurt you, did I? I like to exercise and box, so I'm a bit strong."

Yu Zheng covered his face, bowed slightly, and said gracefully, "No, it's nothing. This amount of force isn't even as strong as my... my friend's son's sneeze. It's fine."

The two sides exchanged glances, tension brewing.

Meanwhile, Qiao Xi and Yu Siyen emerged with carts full of snacks, even stuffing the gaps with more food, taking everything expensive they could find.

After they came out, Qiao Xi casually told the cashier, "Xiao Mei, charge that bald guy's card, and don't use any coupons."

Director Jiang: ...

Not only did she pick the most expensive snacks, but she also wouldn't let me use coupons?! What kind of worldly suffering is this?!

Xiao Mei demonstrated high-level professional skills, quickly checked out, and tearfully clung to Qiao Xi's sleeve, "When will you come again?"

A Wahaha drink popped out and poked her hand.

Yu Siyen: "The weather is getting cooler; don't touch randomly. Be careful of static electricity."

Xiao Mei waved at the door, "Be sure to visit us again! We'll be lifelong friends!"

Qiao Xi gave a big "OK" sign with her back to Xiao Mei.

When everyone reached the small house, Director Jiang's eyes lit up with a new idea: "Don't be in a hurry, losing guests. You can each take one snack from Qiao Xi and Yu Siyen's collection!"

As soon as the words were out, Li Cheng and Yu Xiao rushed forward.

Qiao Xi and Yu Siyen each covered one snack in their bags with fervor!

Li Cheng raised his hand to grab.

"Let go!" The young master threw himself on top.

Li Cheng: "I want this one, let go! This is Director Jiang's rule; if you have the guts, go complain to him!"

Director Jiang: ?

"I just wanted to create some conflict for the variety show!" Director Jiang shouted, "It's not from the heart! Everything is for the ratings!"

[?]

[Director Jiang, you too? Please hold onto the last bit of sanity!]

[Other variety shows clarify: We don't have scripts or dark sides. This variety show clarifies: I cheated. I deliberately created conflict for the sake of making it interesting.]

In the end, Li Cheng forcibly snatched the snack package from Yu Siyen's hands. Yu Siyen tried to rush forward, but Li Cheng swiftly opened the package and took a big bite!

"Don't eat it!"

The young master's long hand shook in the air, then suddenly turned around and sat down gracefully, his anxious expression vanishing.

Li Cheng immediately sensed something was wrong!

But it was too late; the spiciness that hit his forehead made him tear up!

He opened the package—wasabi-flavored stuffed bread.

Li Cheng: !!!

Yu Siyen: "I told you not to eat it, big brother. Why didn't you listen? At your age, being so rebellious, how will you ever find a wife?"

[Wow! If you put your brainpower into pursuing women, wouldn't you have a chance to get close to Sister Xi?]

[Stop paying attention to him, please look at Yu Xiao]

Yu Xiao turned around and was also a victim of the same scam, her mouth swollen.

The camera shifted to her hand, showing— 

"Hotpot base (extremely spicy)."

Live chat: "..."

Then Qiao Xi and Yu Siyen spread out the bags and said, "Come and take whatever snacks you like."

All the guests looked at each other and stepped back.

"Uh..." Tan Xiao spoke up, "There's warmth in friendship. I've enjoyed everyone's warmth today, and I'm not very hungry right now."

Zhu Yi Bai: "I'm on a diet."

Qin Rui Ran: "I'm also on a diet."

Others also indicated they didn't want the snacks.

"Director Jiang, they don't want any. How about you take some?" Qiao Xi asked.

Director Jiang forced a laugh, "Haha, don't look at me as if I'm old. I'm only 35, still not at the age to be dying. You guys take it."