Diving rabbits

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple.
Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights!
From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong!
Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism?
Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?"
The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!

Their voices were so filled with surprise that other diners at the several nearby tables couldn't help but look over, brimming with envy.


Being handsome and talented sure has its perks, eh? Just by sitting there, fairies come knocking at his door one after another.


"Twenty really isn't old," Chen Nuo pondered, considering the modern age, it's an age where one might not even have graduated from university yet.


Even if one remained unmarried at thirty, no one would make a fuss, so why would twenty be so astonishing here?


"Shopkeeper Chen, no offense, but in the mortal realm, a twenty-year-old would already have three- or four-year-old children. You're a cultivator, and since you've said you want your daughter to grow up properly in the mortal world, you should follow its customs. She's already twenty, so where are you going to find a suitable young man her age now? The good ones are already taken with wives and concubines," said Fairy Baihua.


Chapter 494: Analyzing Logic from Lies