Diving rabbits

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple.
Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights!
From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong!
Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism?
Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?"
The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!

Upon hearing the eunuch speak, the official from Kaifeng Prefecture immediately stooped to plead on Tian Peng's behalf, "Your Majesty, this young man grew up in the countryside and has never known the protocol for meeting Your Majesty. He's staring at you only because he has never seen someone with such awe-inspiring presence, and now he doesn't even know where to rest his gaze."


As the Kaifeng Prefecture official spoke, he tugged forcefully at the corner of Tian Peng's clothes, trying to make him bow his head.


This young man really was bold; just earlier on the road, such boldness was a form of courage, which was quite admirable.


But now, in front of His Majesty, this boldness had become disrespect. The Kaifeng Prefecture official hadn't yet shown the young man's special qualities to His Majesty and couldn't afford to fall at this hurdle.


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