Diving rabbits

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple.
Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights!
From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong!
Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism?
Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?"
The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!

"Brother Zhu, I know of a healer who is particularly good at treating illnesses. How about I bring him right now to take care of you?"


"Our money is no big deal, but if you fall ill, the future of our entire town's people will be at stake!"


"Enough, enough, stop talking!" They feared that if they continued, it would turn into talk of beheading.


Such talk was not to be taken lightly, especially with a dignitary from the Kaifeng Prefecture inside.


"What's the matter, Brother Zhu? You must not force yourself," someone said.


"Who's forcing whom? My throat is just uncomfortable. Can't I cough twice to clear it?" Tian Peng said.


"No, can't you all think more carefully? I..." Tian Peng tried to speak but held back, then sighed, "Wait here for a moment."


After saying this, he left the crowd and went inside the house.


"Sir, please don't take to heart what these people said. They were just a bit excited to see me and spoke without thinking," he implored.


Chapter 562: Distributing Money, Questioning the County Magistrate