Diving rabbits

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple.
Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights!
From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong!
Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism?
Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?"
The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!

This side is closer to the county, and they too heard the thunder, originally thinking that rain was approaching and came out happily.


But after two claps of thunder, all fell silent, and just when they were about to return home disappointed, Tian Peng and the dignitaries from Kaifeng Prefecture arrived with a contingent of elite troops.


"Is this true?" the village chief asked again.


Tian Peng laughed, "Of course, it's true. Why would I lie to you, do you think I find this amusing?"


The villagers chief, upon hearing the affirmative answer, began to cry.


With a voice choked with sobs and trembling fingers, he said, "Heaven has eyes, heaven has eyes, at last it has punished this evil-doer."


Tian Peng laughed upon hearing this, "Hehe, it wasn't heaven that punished the wicked, it was this person."


He was referring to the dignitary from Kaifeng Prefecture.


Chapter 569: To be honest, you are a hero