Diving rabbits

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple.
Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights!
From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong!
Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism?
Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?"
The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!

"So what do you propose we do?" Sun Wukong was so angry that he stopped caring about everything.


"Wait a sec, Mr. Monkey," Tian Peng said, giving Sun Wukong a gentle push, signaling weakness, "Our main issue now is dealing with Buddhism, so it's certain that we need to think of an extraordinary method, one in a million. Otherwise, let's discuss it some more."


Sun Wukong snorted and did not respond to Tian Peng.


Patiently, Tian Peng continued to speak to Sun Wukong, "Mr. Monkey, don't be mad, I really can't come up with anything without your help. My brain just can't think of any good methods. Please, Mr. Monkey, I am asking you."


Sun Wukong's expression slowly softened, and he coughed, "Cough, just as I was saying, without me to come up with ideas for you, you're lost. So what should we do now?"


Chapter 670: Chen Nuo Impersonates Tian Peng