Diving rabbits

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple.
Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights!
From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong!
Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism?
Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?"
The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!

The Six-Eared Macaque wasn't particularly curious about the reason why Bodhisattva Guanyin wanted to speak with them, as he had roughly guessed the reason already.


Eight or nine out of ten, it was for the matter of Eagle Sorrow Stream that Bodhisattva Guanyin came; presumably, the incident was mysterious and sudden. Since he and his disciple happened to be passing by this place, the Bodhisattva wanted to ask them what had happened.


Nevertheless, he indeed lacked curiosity about matters of the outside world, for nothing could hinder his path to achieving Buddhahood. Since it was not related to them, all the better; they had more important undertakings at hand.


"Since it's not related to us, Master, let's hurry on our way."


Xuanzang had originally intended to persuade the Six-Eared Macaque not to be curious about other people's affairs, but to Xuanzang's satisfaction, the macaque was already in agreement. There was no longer any need to persuade him, and they set off together.


Chapter 703: Guanyin Realizes Something Terrible is Happening