Diving rabbits

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple.
Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights!
From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong!
Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism?
Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?"
The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!

"Since that is so, please go and rest, Mage," said the Jinchi Elder.


Xuanzang rose to his feet, bowed deeply to the Jinchi Elder again, and then prepared to leave.


The Six-Eared Macaque, carrying a bundle behind him, followed Xuanzang, about to depart. The Jinchi Elder caught sight of the bundle and asked, "What is that? Could it be that the Mage is carrying some rare treasure, yet keeping it hidden from us?"


"Oh, no, it's just a kasaya inside," Xuanzang replied.


"A kasaya, I see," nodded the Jinchi Elder, his heart already clear on the matter.


It appeared that this monk truly had no treasures at all and came from the Great Tang. He had thought that the monk's arrival might treat them to a spectacle, to see what unusual items a monk from the Great Tang would carry; turns out, he had nothing at all—such a letdown indeed.


Chapter 705: Showing off Treasures