Chapter 7 Show off your talent!
Sun Wukong's face turned black as he roared, "If you need to pee, just pee; why make it so solemn?"
Tang Sanzang gave him a disdainful glance and said, "Do you think I'm like you? Peeing wherever you want!"
After finishing his words, he trotted off to find a secluded place to pee, making sure to remind Sun Wukong over his shoulder, "No peeking!"
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, "When I trapped the seven fairies, I only took peaches, do you think I'd peek at your old man? "
Tang Sanzang looked thoughtfully at Sun Wukong and said, "Then all the more you shouldn't peek!"
Having said that, Tang Sanzang ran even further away, eventually going behind the waterfall, muttering as he walked, "He's not interested in seven women, he must like men, I absolutely can't share a bed with him in the future."
Sun Wukong didn't hear this; otherwise, he would probably have gone berserk.
With nothing better to do, Sun Wukong looked down at the huge sinkhole beneath the waterfall, where the water rippled and sparkled. Then, looking up at the waterfall, he sighed, "I wonder how Mount Huaguo is doing..."
Boom!
Just then, the water surface in the cave exploded, and a white dragon rushed out, opening its huge mouth and biting straight at Sun Wukong!
Sun Wukong's mouth curled into a smirk and said, "You beast, I've been waiting for you! I've just been looking for a place to vent this pent-up anger!"
In the middle of speaking, Sun Wukong leapt into the air, pulling out his Ruyi Jingu Bang, and smashed it down onto the dragon's head below!
The white dragon opened its mouth wide and sprayed out a column of water!
Boom!
The Jingu Bang broke through the waves, almost hitting the dragon's head.
The white dragon quickly dodged and swung its tail with a loud thud, sending Sun Wukong flying!
Sun Wukong crashed into the mountain with a bang and vanished from sight!
The white dragon turned, boastfully letting out a dragon's roar!
"White loach, come at me again!"
The mountain exploded, and Sun Wukong emerged again, wielding the Jingu Bang.
The monkey and the dragon instantly engaged in a fierce battle!
Sun Wukong was terrifyingly strong, but he was a bit rusty from not having exercised in five hundred years. It seemed he was also intentionally trying to get a good workout, so he wasn't using his full strength from the start.
The white dragon was also incredibly powerful, impervious to water and fire, its white scales impenetrable by blade or spear. It managed to hold its own against a restrained Sun Wukong!
While the outside world was in turmoil, the monk behind the waterfall was peeing in blissful ignorance, muttering, "Seven fairies and he only picks peaches, what a waste..."
"Dharma's Heaven and Earth!" Sun Wukong stomped his foot and transformed into a giant hundreds of meters tall, reaching straight for the white dragon's body!
The white dragon roared, "Vast Ocean!"
Boom!
The entire Yingchou Gorge erupted, the water from the underground river shot up, the waterfall reversed, and the combined waters formed an ocean floating above the sky!
At that very moment, Tang Sanzang also stared in stupefaction as his urine floated upwards...
Sun Wukong frowned, "Grow!"
Sun Wukong became a giant a kilometer tall, lifting the Jingu Bang to smash down on the white dragon.
The white dragon didn't miss a beat, the ocean-like waters smashing down and enveloping both fighters, creating an immense sea in the air.
Sun Wukong, not adept in water combat, was trapped and seemed to be struggling.
For the white dragon, it was like a fish back in water, with both speed and strength greatly enhanced. For a moment, Sun Wukong actually couldn't handle his opponent.
The white dragon laughed triumphantly, "Monkey, you're finished!"
Sun Wukong raised an eyebrow, his eyes flashing fiercely, "Just you?!"
The next moment, Sun Wukong no longer suppressed his power, and a terrifying force exploded forth as he swung the Jingu Bang: "For your grandpa Sun, open!"
Boom!
The fearsome power instantly shattered the vast expanse of the sky, and the white dragon, never expecting the opponent to be so terrifying, couldn't dodge in time and was struck, smashed toward the earth by the staff!
Rumble...
The white dragon crashed through who knows how many layers of subterranean caverns and vanished from sight.
Sun Wukong stood aloft in the sky, Jingu Bang on his shoulder, and arrogantly said, "You little loach, do you submit?"
"Boom!"
The earth erupted, and the white dragon, bloodied, burst out, roaring, "I don't submit!"
"Then your grandpa Sun will smack you into submission!" Sun Wukong stomped down!
Just then, a gleam of cunning flashed in the white dragon's eyes. In midair, it suddenly turned around and charged straight for Tang Sanzang, who stood there harmlessly, hands holding up his trousers with a dumbfounded expression!
The white dragon laughed triumphantly: "Monkey! You fell for it!"
Sun Wukong glanced over, his eyes slightly shifting as the corner of his mouth that was just about to curl up was quickly suppressed. He exclaimed in shock, cried out, and unwillingly shouted, "Beast, do not harm my master!"
Seeing this, the white dragon laughed even harder: "Monkey, if you don't want this Night Pearl Essence to die, then you better behave!"
At these words, Sun Wukong's face instantly froze, then his features went into spasms, and finally, he burst out laughing: "Hahaha... Night Pearl Essence, hahaha... my condolences!"
The white dragon hadn't yet figured out what the monkey was laughing about when it felt a murderous aura rushing toward it, as if the heavens themselves were collapsing, terrifying without limit!
The white dragon turned around only to see the seemingly harmless monk tilting his head, a murderous look on his face: "What did you call me?"
"Night Pearl Essence, your bald head is as shiny as a Luminous Pearl..."
"Take this punch!"
"You damned monkey, you set me up! Ah—"
Boom!
Ahh!
A scream of agony echoed throughout the whole Eagle Sorrow Stream!
Fist Power surged to the heavens, dispelling the clouds and mist, and sunlight poured down, illuminating the earth.
However, amid the ruins, half a dragon was wailing: "Save me... Save me!"
Then, it saw a bald head approaching: "Wukong, get the pot ready for cooking!"
Sun Wukong called out, "Okay!"
As they spoke, he plucked a single hair and transformed it into a large pot, drawing water from the Eagle Sorrow Stream to start cooking.
Seeing this, the white dragon was so frightened that the few scales it had left exploded off as it screamed: "You can't do this to me; I am the Crown Prince of the Dragon King of the Western Sea, instructed by the Bodhisattva Guanyin to wait here for the Western Journey pilgrims! You can't kill me!"
Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong's actions stiffened, and he looked at the white dragon with astonishment: "Are you also arranged by the Bodhisattva Guanyin to escort Tang Sanzang on his journey to the West?"
The white dragon, shocked, said: "Could it be that you are too?"
As Sun Wukong nodded, he pointed at Tang Sanzang and said: "He is Tang Sanzang."
Pffft!
The white dragon spit out a mouthful of blood and cried out: "He's already so powerful, who needs protecting? Are we to protect him, or is he to protect us?"
Sun Wukong spread his hands and said: "How should I know? Master, what do we do? Is this dragon still edible?"
Tang Sanzang evaluated the white dragon and said: "You have three minutes to introduce yourself, then show your skills. If you qualify, you will accompany this poor monk to the West; if not, this poor monk will send you to the Western Heavens."