Yimeng Huangliang

“Great Saint, why did you follow that thieving baldy to rob the sacred mountain?”
“Ah, it’s a long story. Back then, that thieving baldy grabbed my neck and asked me, ‘Are you coming with me to the Western Heaven, or should I send you to the Western Heaven...’”
“What about you, Marshal Tianpeng?”
“He said he was afraid of getting hungry on the way to the West, so he brought some dry rations along.”
“...”
This is a story filled with joy, scheming, and relentless teasing all the way through.

Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!

The Silver Horned Youth also cried out, "Great Lord, that monk is simply too abnormal, Your purple-gold-red gourd was blasted open by just one punch from him. And your Seven Star Sword, which is used for refining demons, also got smashed into pieces with one headbutt, even the banana fan you use for fanning the flames during alchemy exploded in place from his punch. How can mortals be so fierce? If mortals were all this powerful, what would be the point in cultivating our Tao?"


Upon hearing this, Tai Shang Lao Jun slightly frowned and said, "You two don't worry about the monk's matters, and don't talk nonsense, understand?"


Tai Shang Lao Jun looked at his clothes and sighed, "Alright, you two go down later and find your uncle, Fox Qi Qi, and quickly get my Shimmering Gold Rope back. I don't even have a waistband to use, it's so uncomfortable..."


Having said that, Tai Shang Lao Jun lifted his pants and left.


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