Yimeng Huangliang

“Great Saint, why did you follow that thieving baldy to rob the sacred mountain?”
“Ah, it’s a long story. Back then, that thieving baldy grabbed my neck and asked me, ‘Are you coming with me to the Western Heaven, or should I send you to the Western Heaven...’”
“What about you, Marshal Tianpeng?”
“He said he was afraid of getting hungry on the way to the West, so he brought some dry rations along.”
“...”
This is a story filled with joy, scheming, and relentless teasing all the way through.

Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!

The Celestial Hound quickly pointed at an ant on the ground and said, "I'm talking about that one! I've found him disagreeable for a long time, with two antennae sticking out of his head, pretending to have hair, isn't that deceiving people? That's simply too much, an outrage to both gods and men, don't you think?"


After finishing, he looked up, just in time to see Tang Sanzang ripping a bunch of hair from a horse's tail and sticking it onto his head...


A gust of wind blew, and that tuft of hair separated into two...


He glanced from the ant on the ground to the Tang Sanzang in front of him, whose gaze grew increasingly fierce!


The Celestial Hound quickly bowed his head and squashed the ant, saying, "Reverend, I was talking about another one, that one without a single hair on its head, shiny as a thief..."


By the time he looked up again, Tang Sanzang had thrown away the hair in his hand, and under the sunlight, his head was shiny, shiny, shinily reflective!


Chapter 56: Don't Drag Me