I used to be a straight guy for all my life, but I was turned gay by the relentless teasing of a zombie!
Ever since the zombie appeared, inexplicable paranormal events have been happening around me, each one strangely tied to human nature.
As we spent more time together, I found myself unable to stay away from him. Eventually, under his persistent pursuit, I succumbed.
The zombie gave me a red string as a token, symbolizing his rent for staying here.
Zombie: 'I'm poor, so I'll give you this red string. It can keep you safe and I will always be there with you, my love."