Chapter 6: Clear and Stupid College Student

"What? I can't drive. I don't have a harvester driver's license, and I haven't even passed the second subject." Jiang Xiaomi shrugged.

"Fellow villager? You are from the same village, right?!" Jiang Xiubai stared at Jiang Xiaomi's face and was reluctant to move away. He spoke in a daze: "I was wondering why it felt so familiar - where are you from? I'm from Jiangcheng. My actual name is Jiang Bai. I'm a senior at xxx Agricultural University. Here I'm called Jiang Xiubai, which is actually Jiang Bai, but they have generation names here."

Jiang Xiaomi ignored his nonsense and was slightly surprised: "Jiang Bai?! Jiang Bai who majored in zoology?"

"Do you know me?" Jiang Xiubai blinked. He was an ordinary person, just average, and he had never done anything good to be on the hot search list!

"I'm Jiang Xiaomi, majoring in botany."

"Jiang Xiaomi!!! Ahhhh! Jiang Xiaomi!" Jiang Xiubai was about to hug her to show his excitement, but Jiang Xiaomi poked his chest with a finger: "I don't mind being hugged by a handsome guy, but you may not be able to bear the consequences. I guess we will have to exchange horoscopes tonight."

As she spoke, she raised her chin slightly, motioning him to look around.

This idiot just shouted so loudly that everyone who heard it straightened up to look even if they were cutting rice. Even her grandfather came to look.

"Hold on, hold on! I'm so excited! These folks are really something. The situation is so urgent, but they still have the mind to read gossip! But then again, our two families are not even five generations apart! It's not okay for them to be together!"

Jiang Xiaomi: "…"

Jiang Xiubai stood at attention quickly, but he was still very excited. After all, she said he was a handsome guy. He even shook his hair narcissistically: "It seems that it is God's will that my little pheasant eats your little cabbage! Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to come here and renew our relationship!"

The story of how our two people met began with your homework eating my homework.

"." Jiang Xiaomi: "Did your family donate a library to the school?"

"Ah?" Jiang Xiubai shook his head: "No!" He did want to, but his family was poor and he didn't have the means.

Jiang Xiaomi smiled politely: "Then how did you get into university with your uneducated appearance?"

"Hehe." Jiang Xiubai finally understood what Jiang Xiaomi meant, and touched his head embarrassedly: "I don't care what I say, I don't care what I say, it's the friendship between alumni that brought us together."

Jiang Xiaomi disliked him very much and gave a fake smile this time.

Jiang Xiubai knew that he would be annoying if he talked too much, but he couldn't help it: "I had a car accident, died, and then traveled to here. I thought I helped the old lady cross the road and moved God to give me a chance to be reborn!"

"But after coming here, I found that the world is about to be destroyed! The three months of heavy rain is just foreplay. There will be earthquakes, snowstorms, droughts, and all kinds of monsters in the future! Don't disbelieve it! I have a prophecy book, but I can only see major events related to me within one month."

"Really?!" Jiang Xiaomi narrowed her eyes, but she just asked in a calm tone.

My heart skipped a beat. What a coincidence.

To be honest, compared to Jiang Xiubai's honesty, Jiang Xiaomi's scheming is very deep.

Jiang Xiaomi has been a sly child since she was young, but it is these sly thoughts that have saved her from many losses. So even though living with suspicion would be a little tiring, she does not intend to change, especially now that she has come to this ancient time and is about to face the chaotic world, she has even less intention of changing.

Although she is young, she has seen a lot of people's hearts.

"Really! If you don't believe me, I'll take it out and show it to you." The innocent Jiang Xiubai said as he was about to take something from the air, but Jiang Xiaomi quickly stopped him: "Believe me, believe me! You don't have to take it!"

It might be Jiang Xiubai's lack of insight that made Jiang Xiaomi feel a little relieved: "Because I also have a prophecy book, which can only predict major events related to me within a month."

"Fuck! Take it out and see if it's the same!" Jiang Xiubai said as he was about to take out his own book. It was really impossible to stop him. Jiang Xiaomi could only hold his hand: "Brother, are you really stupid?!"

She had to apologize. She had suspected him of being scheming earlier. How wrong she was.

This person is clearly brainless and seriously ill!

Ah, the clear and stupid college students!

Three years of online classes really paid off.

"It's okay, no one is watching us now. Even if someone sees us, they will think they are seeing things. Don't worry too much!" Jiang Xiubai comforted Jiang Xiaomi. His heart was so big that it would weigh 18 kilograms if dried in the sun.

Jiang Xiaomi: "."

What else could Jiang Xiaomi say, so she changed the subject: "Is it true that you can exchange calligraphy and paintings for a harvester?"

"Really! I have a system mall where you can buy whatever you want. Come on, let me open it and show you!" As he said that, he pulled Jiang Xiaomi to his side, and pointed at the air right in front of them, like a fool.

Jiang Xiaomi: "." I feel so tired. Is this guy really the same age as me?

I even began to doubt if they were too cautious. Look at other people, they are so carefree and free.

"Come on, come on, look, he's the one who can change the harvester for us."

". "Jiang Xiaomi looked at the air in front of her and said in a faint voice: "How can you be sure that I can definitely see your system mall?"

"Ah? Can't you see?"

".I can't see it."

"Ah? What a pity."

Jiang Xiaomi: "." Isn't this a fool?

Jiang Xiubai felt a little sorry that he couldn't share the secret of the system mall with Jiang Xiaomi, so he could only say: "Then let me tell you, I posted a message yesterday wanting to buy a harvester, but I found that the system mall transactions all use points. There are many sellers, and several of them have contacted me, but, ahem - I don't have points, so I haven't been able to buy it."

"I thought there was no hope, but just now when I was cutting rice and was lazy, a new forum popped up. I clicked on it and took a look. Guess what, I actually saw a title that wanted ancient calligraphy and paintings, and the price was negotiable!"

"I was thinking of your family. You are an official in the capital, so you must have calligraphy and paintings! This is like a pillow for a sleepy head!"

"I sent a private message to that person, asking if I could exchange the calligraphy and painting for the harvester, and he actually agreed, so I came to find you. You don't know how nervous I was!"

Jiang Xiaomi nodded in pretended agreement. She didn't notice that he was nervous at all.

"I didn't expect that you are Jiang Xiaomi! This makes things easier! The stone in my chest has finally fallen to the ground, and I don't have to starve to death anymore!" Jiang Xiubai patted his chest in relief, his eyes shining.

It is not impossible to become a starving ghost, a water ghost, or a mummy. In this kind of apocalyptic natural disaster, who dares to say that they can survive to the end!

But Jiang Xiaomi did not cruelly burst his dream. Thinking about the current predicament, it would be much easier if there was a harvester.