"Hehe, hehe..."
In the moonlight, a monster leaning on a large rock rested, gazing at the beauty with a silly smile.
"Hehehe..."
Suddenly, the beauty turned her head and made a face at her.
"My lady, you are so beautiful..." the monster said, as it crept closer with a face full of longing and hands that were rubbing together, "just like Chang'e from the Moon Palace."
"Could it be, you have seen Chang'e?"
The monster came to its senses and hastily excused itself, "No, no, I was just blabbering."
"Humph!" the beauty got upset and pretended to get up, "If you won't tell me, I will leave."
"Don't, don't, don't, my lady, I'll tell, I'll tell!" the monster said helplessly, grabbing the sleeve of the beauty and started to divulge his own sealed past, "I am the former Marshal Tianpeng, in charge of a hundred thousand soldiers of the celestial realm, with a resounding reputation..."