One plump peach

Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me.
Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you.
Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists?
Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me!
Ronaldo: Pah!
Messi: Smug face!
Kaka: ???
Beckham: Watch my flying boot!
Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges!
Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together!
Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill!
Neymar: So what about us younger ones?
Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

Football legend: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

Dear Melinge fans, I've prepared the best gift for you for next summer.


It's a bit pricey, but you've got to buy it!


On the 19th of March, the Sporting Lisbon team landed in Barcelona, ready for tomorrow's do-or-die Champions League match.


The moment Deng Kai stepped off the plane, the fans and reporters in Barcelona started to mess with his head.


Reporter: "Deng Kai, having an affair with Keira Knightley, do you think your conscience will be troubled?"


Deng Kai looked at his watch: "Now you can refresh the news on 'Football Emperor'."


On the 'Football Emperor' website appeared an exclusive video interview with the Spice Girl Victoria:


"Deng Kai and Keira? Please, that's really funny, because I knew about it from the very beginning, and it was me who told Keira to go find Deng Kai."


Chapter 472: A Bit Expensive, Keira Attends