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Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me.
Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you.
Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists?
Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me!
Ronaldo: Pah!
Messi: Smug face!
Kaka: ???
Beckham: Watch my flying boot!
Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges!
Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together!
Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill!
Neymar: So what about us younger ones?
Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

Football legend: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

Deng Kai led the Lisbon Sporting football storm, sweeping across Europe, and claimed the summit of the European Champions!


Deng Kai surged to the first place in the Golden Ball award real-time rankings!


Becoming the youngest player in history to briefly hold the world number one football ranking!


This brief moment lasted... less than a month!


Deng Kai and the Chinese team suffered a humiliating elimination at the Korea-Japan World Cup, with three defeats in the group stage.


Everyone believed this was Deng Kai's Waterloo in his professional career.


Deng Kai slid to second place in the Golden Ball award real-time rankings, overtaken by the rampant world's top striker, Brazil's absolute main force, the extraterrestrial Ronaldo.


But the very next day, the world was shocked.


Because the football storm that had toppled the whole of Europe appeared in China!


And it did so in such a non-football manner!


Chapter 530 Chinese-style Hero