One plump peach

Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me.
Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you.
Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists?
Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me!
Ronaldo: Pah!
Messi: Smug face!
Kaka: ???
Beckham: Watch my flying boot!
Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges!
Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together!
Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill!
Neymar: So what about us younger ones?
Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

Football legend: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

Wenger: "This isn't fair, this deal shouldn't go through, Deng Kai can't join Manchester United, how are we supposed to play if he does this?"


"Salary caps or financial fair play, whatever, the Premier League and UEFA should start restricting Manchester United. Otherwise, I suggest we might as well hand over next season's Premier League Championship Trophy to Manchester United right now!"


Bild: "The Galacticos welcome their real challengers for next season, facing a Manchester United composed of Triple Crown winners, Real Madrid are not favoured!"


Kicker: "Manchester United top the Champions League title odds! Real Madrid's formidable line-up only comes in second!"


Milan Sport Newspaper: "The city of Milan made every effort, but none were successful in bringing Deng Kai to Serie A!"


France Football: "Manchester United have started a new era of football!"


Chapter 541: The Biggest Blunder in Transfer History