One plump peach

Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me.
Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you.
Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists?
Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me!
Ronaldo: Pah!
Messi: Smug face!
Kaka: ???
Beckham: Watch my flying boot!
Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges!
Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together!
Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill!
Neymar: So what about us younger ones?
Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

Football legend: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

Manchester Evening: "Manchester never fails! Although United only managed a draw this round, City have clinched a big victory! Manchester's fans are fortunate, there's always some of them enjoying the euphoria of victory!"


The Times: "The Champions League's best player lives up to his name, achieving a hat-trick at home for the first time, a born clutch performer!"


BBC: "King of the home ground? Deng Kai's hat-trick propels him to the top of the Premier League scorers' chart! I prefer to call him the King of Maine Road!"


Record Report: "Maine Road is too small! Deng Kai edges out Van Nistelrooy and Ronaldo to become the Premier League's top scorer, clearly making him the King of Manchester!"


Bild: "Lahm racks up assists and scores twice in the Premier League! Schweinsteiger, on the other hand, struggles to find playing time. In this twin stars' showdown, has Lahm really lost?"


Chapter 558: The King of Manchester, the hard-working Ribery