One plump peach

Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me.
Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you.
Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists?
Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me!
Ronaldo: Pah!
Messi: Smug face!
Kaka: ???
Beckham: Watch my flying boot!
Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges!
Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together!
Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill!
Neymar: So what about us younger ones?
Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

Football legend: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

Are Manchester City fans really that excited?


Are they this happy just for beating Wycombe?


Then a pop-up window appeared on my phone.


"Manchester City create a club record with an 8-0 win!"


They were firing on all cylinders, huh?


"Deng Kai scores five in his debut EFL Cup match, leading the team from the brink to a massive victory!"


Forget about League One, even in League Two it's hard to score like this!


Ultimately, the game ended with a scoreline of 8-0.


Manchester City marched proudly into the third round of the EFL Cup.


After the match, all the major media outlets rushed to the scene, conveniently forgetting their previous doubts about Manchester City.


"This Is the Premier League! Manchester City annihilates Wycombe 8-0, outgunning Arsenal!"


Chapter 572: What is Three Plus Five?