One plump peach

Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me.
Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you.
Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists?
Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me!
Ronaldo: Pah!
Messi: Smug face!
Kaka: ???
Beckham: Watch my flying boot!
Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges!
Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together!
Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill!
Neymar: So what about us younger ones?
Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

Football legend: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

Republic Newspaper: "Deng Kai is a champion and trophy harvesting machine! He obtains good stats and awards more easily than other players. His honors are now far more numerous than that of equally skilled players!"


The Sun Newspaper: "Within three years at most, Deng Kai could become the emperor of the Premier League. Because over half of the female football fans in England are already his fans!"


"Only an emperor has the chance to be in contact with so many women, if Deng Kai is willing!"


"As far as we know, circles of English prostitutes and young models have already started making bets on being able to claim Deng Kai's 'first blood' this season! Who can conquer the Manchester City emperor?"


Deng Kai's big mouth has made him highly controversial.


But at the same time, he has also become a super traffic generator.


November 16th, 14th round of the Premier League.


Manchester City faced Charlton at home.


Chapter 587: The Manchester City Emperor Corrupted by Money