One plump peach

Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me.
Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you.
Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists?
Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me!
Ronaldo: Pah!
Messi: Smug face!
Kaka: ???
Beckham: Watch my flying boot!
Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges!
Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together!
Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill!
Neymar: So what about us younger ones?
Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

Football legend: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

Deng Kai almost ignored Katie Price, sparing her a last shred of dignity.


After all, he really wasn't interested in buses.


Having dated dozens of boyfriends... is that really dating?


It's more like running appointments, isn't it?


Looking forward to a stroke of luck and a surge?


On January 21st, the second leg of the English League Cup semi-final finally arrived.


In terms of condition, Manchester City seemed a bit worn out.


But Liverpool weren't having an easy time either; the pressure of the league was substantial.


So the match was mainly about strength.


And in terms of strength... naturally, Liverpool was stronger.


Liverpool's starting lineup for today was:


Simon, Gerard, Schmeichel, Danny Murphy


This lineup was ranked second in the Premier League last year!


On the other hand, Manchester City's starting lineup was:


Chapter 593 Slowly Cultivated