One plump peach

Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me.
Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you.
Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists?
Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me!
Ronaldo: Pah!
Messi: Smug face!
Kaka: ???
Beckham: Watch my flying boot!
Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges!
Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together!
Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill!
Neymar: So what about us younger ones?
Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

Football legend: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

He ruined an Oscars! He destroyed the efforts of the global film industry of the past year!


What drives all competitive things in the world?


No matter how exciting the match, no matter how grand the awards ceremony, once all things are known in advance, the number of people paying attention will drop by more than half.


And the question is, how on earth did Deng Kai come to know these things?


"I know some people think I ruined an Oscars, but who's to say it won't become a classic?" Deng Kai announced after he had revealed the full list of winners, "I did this just to tell the people in this entertainment circle."


"If I'm not happy, I can make all of you unhappy."


"But on the other hand, you won't have any impact on my football career."


Chapter 606: This Punch, Oscar Can't Catch It!