"Dear audience, dear audience, what you are watching is the annual Green Bull Cup, and I am your beloved host, Super Little Green!"
"I am the Heart Demon of your beloved host, with a salary that's three times what Little Green makes, Super Ah Niu!"
"Damn it, stop emphasizing that to the audience!"
"Cough cough, time flies, the days and months are like shuttlecocks, the beauty of youth fades, like a fleeting horse. Today is also a very memorable day for us, because it marks the 1000th commentary of the Green Bull Cup by me and Ah Niu!"
"Whoa, we've already commented on 1000 matches together?"
"That's right, Niu Niu, our bond is that deep! So without further ado, let's get started with today's Green Bull Cup Aircraft Championship Challenge! Today's challenge is to navigate a self-designed aircraft through the area known as Devil's Canyon, proclaimed as the most challenging, the most dangerous, the most hellish Death Canyon!"
"Sounds like there's a decent chance of crashing, huh?"