MotivatedSloth

For five years, I've lived the life of a failure. Smashing my hands against the wooden target in hopes of entering a meditative state; a necessary step to becoming a cultivator. 

For five years, I've faced nothing but disappointment, looks of pity, and meager attempts at encouragement. 

But everything has to come to an end. An end, that for me, became a new beginning!

Circuits, wires, and capacitors? Or maybe spirit powder, Spricur crystals, and Qi gathering formations?

In a world where cultivation is, for most, merely a hobby and the worlds of mysticism and science are divided, I shall be the one to craft a bridge between the two!

Why rely on ancient arrays to harness dense Qi? Isn't it easier to buy one of my converters, plug it into the wall, and be done with it?

Is your gaming console malfunctioning, yet no tech shop can find the cause? Have you tried this the exorcising swatter 3.0?

And you! Yes, you, the one whose reflection appears on the screen on your phone once you block it! Why would you buy static figurines if you can come to my shop... And get your hands on waifus that will actively flirt with you?

Come all ye troubled souls, and allow this God to craft a solution to all your problems!

***Technical side of things***
Daily release: 2ch/day
Sunday release: 3ch + accumulated bonus chapters from mass release goals listed below

////////////All Milestones are subject to change///////////////
For every 100 winwin unlocks: 2 bonus chapters
For every 50 ps: 1 bonus chapter
For every 3 reviews: 1 bonus chapter
Supergifts: 3 bonus chapters
Me having a good day: 1 bonus, not-mass release chapter a day on days it applies >.>

God Of Crafting

Here's the passage with grammatical corrections, preserving the original meaning, word choice, and style exactly as requested:

"I know I said I will be doing it today, but..." Claire's voice broke a bit as she hesitated, not sure how she was supposed to proceed.

She then gulped her saliva down before looking directly into my face.

"I'm sorry, I know this breaks the flow and immersion, but..." she bit down on her bottom lip with a look of unease on her face. "How do I begin?"

Looking up into the girl's face, I...

I actually wasn't sure how to react.

A part of me wanted to just laugh out. A different part of me heavily protested against doing so, fearful of having Claire feel bad about her attempt just because of a failed start. Then, there was a part in me that wanted to just hurry her up while yet another part was rushing to help her out.

Two distinct advantages