MotivatedSloth

For five years, I've lived the life of a failure. Smashing my hands against the wooden target in hopes of entering a meditative state; a necessary step to becoming a cultivator. 

For five years, I've faced nothing but disappointment, looks of pity, and meager attempts at encouragement. 

But everything has to come to an end. An end, that for me, became a new beginning!

Circuits, wires, and capacitors? Or maybe spirit powder, Spricur crystals, and Qi gathering formations?

In a world where cultivation is, for most, merely a hobby and the worlds of mysticism and science are divided, I shall be the one to craft a bridge between the two!

Why rely on ancient arrays to harness dense Qi? Isn't it easier to buy one of my converters, plug it into the wall, and be done with it?

Is your gaming console malfunctioning, yet no tech shop can find the cause? Have you tried this the exorcising swatter 3.0?

And you! Yes, you, the one whose reflection appears on the screen on your phone once you block it! Why would you buy static figurines if you can come to my shop... And get your hands on waifus that will actively flirt with you?

Come all ye troubled souls, and allow this God to craft a solution to all your problems!

***Technical side of things***
Daily release: 2ch/day
Sunday release: 3ch + accumulated bonus chapters from mass release goals listed below

////////////All Milestones are subject to change///////////////
For every 100 winwin unlocks: 2 bonus chapters
For every 50 ps: 1 bonus chapter
For every 3 reviews: 1 bonus chapter
Supergifts: 3 bonus chapters
Me having a good day: 1 bonus, not-mass release chapter a day on days it applies >.>

God Of Crafting

I wasn't the one to overanalyze things when I had the ability to just test them out. And so, just like when I tried to give this minuscule amount of energy inside of me a spin, I now tried to slightly excite it.

The failure of my first attempt didn't make me hasty at all.

I knew just how important this very first step would be, and so I had no plans of rushing it.

That's why, at first, I only tried to poke around this spinning energy a little, searching for the best angle to affect it.

But how could I excite this energy hidden deep inside of my heart if I quite literally didn't have even a single iota of spirituality beyond that very core I was trying to excite, with the room I was in only mirroring the state of my spiritual reserves?

'Well, you never know until you try,' I thought, only to raise my fist… and smack it down against my chest, as if I wanted to plunge my fist into my very own heart.

Unforseen spirituality