Two Sh*theads and a Throw

Chapter 39

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BLING!

[Ding! You have killed 5 ants in the Peak Qi Cultivation Realm!]

[Ding! You have obtained a miniscule shitstain amount of Clone Essence! Barely worth mentioning-]

"Shithead, I'm the only one allowed to curse!" Lucifer interrupted the system with a slightly irritated outburst.

[Ding! The host is a diptard! It's recommended that the dear host avoid speaking too many words, lest his brain gets fried from the overlord!]

"Who the hell are you calling stupid!? I look at your 2D, Bitcoin, gadget-looking ass, and all I see is two brain cells trying their damnedest to squeeze out those last few thoughts!"

Lucifer grabbed the pop-up screen with both his hands and shook it, seemingly trying to rattle those last brain cells together.