Alvida and Koby

     East Blue, on a pirate ship in an island port.

An old and fat woman with freckles on her face was patrolling the deck with a mace. All the crew members were silent when they saw her.

She was "Iron Mace" Alvida, the captain of this pirate ship with a bounty of 5 million Berries.

In the eyes of the crew, this old woman had obviously reached menopause. She was grumpy and temperamental. If there was a disagreement, she would hit them with her mace. So the crew was afraid of her.

She looked at the dirty deck, then touched the railing on the edge of the ship and touched the dust.

Then, her fierce eyes couldn't help but glance at the boatman in charge of cleaning.

The boatman was creeped out by her look: "I'm sorry! Miss Alvida! We … we have cleaned it very seriously. We will clean it again immediately. Please … please give us a chance! "

Alvida didn't listen to his nonsense. She raised her mace and smashed it directly at his face.

"Please don't do this, I will die … Ahhh!"

A short, chubby boy with round glasses next to her saw this scene and broke out in a cold sweat.

"Koby, who is the most beautiful of all in this sea?" Yalita asked coldly while carrying her mace.

Koby scratched his head and broke out in cold sweat: "Of … of course it's you, Miss Alvida…"

"That's why this young lady hates dirty things the most. How can I, who has such an appearance, allow myself to have a dirty ship? Don't you think so? " Then, she looked at Koby with ugly and indifferent eyes, "If you didn't have a rich knowledge of the sea, I wouldn't have let you live until now!"

Koby suddenly knelt on the ground: "Yes … Yes, thank you, Miss Alvida for not killing me!"

"Apart from that, you are nothing! Wipe my shoes clean! "

She kicked Koby fiercely and stretched her foot in front of him. Koby had no choice but to obey obediently.

"Also, you must clean this place until it is spotless. Otherwise, this iron staff in my hand won't agree!"

"Yes … Yes!"

.....

Perhaps they were all frightened by Alvida, so they immediately threw themselves into cleaning. No one noticed that an inconspicuous boat was rushing towards them.

"Eh? There is a Pirate Ship here. " Tsenki touched his chin and pondered for a moment. "Let's go and have a look. There shouldn't be any powerful characters here. Anyway, they are pirates. Maybe we can steal something."

Tsenki thought as he slowly approached it …

On the pirate ship.

In the cabin, Koby had found a wooden barrel. The barrel was heavy, and no one knew what was inside. He frowned and did not know what to do. After thinking for a moment, he felt that he should tell Alvida about this, so he pushed the barrel towards the deck …

Obviously, Alvida's menopause had reached its end. Before the pirates finished cleaning, she suddenly appeared on the deck with a mace in her hand. "Let me ask you, who is the most beautiful woman in this sea?"

Her sudden ugly face scared everyone. "of course, it is Miss Alvida!"

Alvida still seemed unsatisfied. She lifted one of them by the collar and asked fiercely. "Yes, but looking at your face, you seem a little reluctant. What? Do you want to disobey me? "

The pirate's forehead was covered in cold sweat. "No … there is no such thing!"

"Miss Alvida is the most beautiful, most ladylike!"

"Haha, she's obviously an ugly old woman, but she can actually scare you to this extent!"

Just as everyone was still trying to flatter and praise the captain's beauty, a discordant voice sounded.

"Nani?!"

"Damn, do you want to die? Who dares to say that to the captain? "

Everyone looked around and saw a young man holding a sword standing next to the mast.

This person was Tsenki.

"Damn, who is this?"

"I've never seen him before."

"Idiot, he is not one of us. How did he come up?"

"Catch him!"

When everyone looked at Tsenki, almost no one noticed that Alvida's face turned from white to red, then from red to purple.

"Ugly? Old woman? Who are you talking to? "Alvida's face was so gloomy that it made people's hair stand on end. She stared at Tsenki.

Seeing Alvida like this, all the crew members were silent and didn't even dare to breathe.

At this time, it didn't matter whether Tsenki was a member of the ship or how Tsenki sneaked onto the ship.

Alvida hated it when people called her ugly and old (just like how Buggy hated it when people called him a red nose). If someone mentioned these two words in front of her, they would only end up dead or worse than dead.

"Is there any other woman here besides you? Ugly is ugly, you have to have the courage to admit it. Oh, right, other than being old and ugly, you are also very fat. If you want to lose weight, I can teach you. I have a recipe here. " Tsenki didn't seem to know his current situation. Not only was he smiling, but his tone was also full of ridicule.

"I'm going to chop you into meat paste! Throw you into the sea to feed the fish! "

Alvida was so angry that words couldn't describe it. She roared hysterically and rushed over.

Tsenki still had a smile on his face. He had already expected this move and raised his sword to meet it.

At this time, Koby pushed the wooden barrel over. He wanted to ask the captain how to deal with it, but he wasn't paying attention and the wooden bucket fell out of his hand and rolled over.

At this time, Alvida was madly charging at Tsenki. When the wooden bucket rolled over, she fell to the ground.

When Koby saw this, he was so scared that his hair stood on end. "I'm sorry, Miss Alvida I really didn't … I really didn't mean to … please forgive me!"

Just now, Tsenki had said that, and now Koby had tripped her. Her current mood was indescribable. Her eyes were like a she-wolf that had been hungry for three days and three nights, crawling up from the deck.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang and the wooden bucket suddenly burst open like a magic trick. A boy with a straw hat raised his fists and shouted, "Wahaha, I'm actually saved. I thought I was going to die in the sea!"

The figure that suddenly emerged from the wooden bucket not only startled everyone, but also made Alvida fall down again.

"What … what is this?!"

"Is it a person or a ghost?"

The pirates couldn't care less about Alvida's three setbacks. Their eyes were all focused on the boy in the straw hat.

The boy in the straw hat picked his nose. "Who are you?"

Everyone's head became bigger and their teeth sharpened. They said in unison, "We should be asking you that!"

This kind of appearance was indeed a bit surprising.

Tsenki was also startled at first, but then the corner of his mouth hooked up. Monkey D. Luffy, I didn't expect to meet you here …