Exploit SAGA;

Chapter 001: Etiquette

A red headed female knight is escorting me in silently toward the the palace audience room. She's wearing a ceremonial armor, it's black with gold embroidery and patterns.

I'm a bit nervous.

Why you ask, because before we left the private waiting room, she explained the rules and etiquette to me.

"Don't be rude to his majesty, speak formally. When we enter, walk behind me until I stop, we then bow to one knee. Then follow the king's commands. Since this is a formal reward request ceremony, only speak when spoken to. If you have trouble conveying your request, ask to speak freely or request a private audience."

"I-I'll do my best"

I look down, exacerbated. I really hate crowds and ceremonies and stuff.

"Just do as I said and you'll be fine." 

She smiles at me gently. She then takes a knee with her head lowered. 

I put up my hands looking left and right in a panic.

"Wha-wha what!?"

"I wish to express my deepest thanks for saving our king's life, I am in your debt"

I cross my arms to defend myself as I take a step back.

"What Kind of love love attack is this!?"

I see a vein pop on her forehead. 

Oh SHIT!.

She looks up at me, takes her hand, puts it to her chest and takes a deep breath. She puts on a Suuuuuper fake smile that almost blinds me. I instinctively cover my face.

"You misunderstand my intentions, Sir Hero." 

Still smiling.

SCAAARY

She stands up, which snaps me out of my daze. I feel delicately threatened.

"Let's go"

She opens the door and starts leaving.

"Ah!" 

I start following her.