Chapter 1 February 2nd is Ahegao Double Peace Day!

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On these pleasant early spring days, while the mountain scenery shifts from the colorful hues of autumn to the harshness of winter, Maria and I enjoy a momentary respite together, savoring a leisurely afternoon tea.

"By the way, Lord Ain?"

"Yes?"

"I heard someone mention 'Dumb-Dumbs Day.' What does that mean?"

"Pffft!"

"Lord Ain?!"

"I-it's nothing... Nothing at all..."

The utterly refreshing nature of her words made me spray my tea.

Judging by how flustered she became due to my reaction and the tone with which she uttered that problematic phrase, I doubt Maria understood the true meaning behind "Dumb-Dumbs Day" when she asked about it. If she did, though, I'd have no choice but to praise her as quite the pervert.

"My apologies for responding to your question with another one, but...who did you hear that word from?"

"The girl next to the butcher shop on the main street said it..."

Ah, that girl (from chapter 11)... Not only was her masturbation technique rather eccentric, but apparently she casually uses phrases like "Dumb-Dumbs Day" in everyday conversation... Let's just hope they don't spread to her younger sister. And let's give our condolences to her childhood friend who seems to be her partner in crime.

Well then.

That said, this is too good an opportunity to pass up. If I don't take advantage of it now, my manhood will be forever tarnished.

"Ahem... Can you make a peace sign?"

"L-like this?" Maria timidly raises her right hand and flashes a small V-sign with two fingers.

She looks just like an inexperienced cute girl bashfully posing for a photo, which alone makes me want to hug her out of sheer affection.

"And by 'double,' do you mean something like this?"

Before I can give further instructions, she adds another peace sign with her left hand as well.

Even though she's slightly embarrassed, there's still something divine about her smile.

"That's exactly right."

When I confirm her guess, pride blooms on Maria's blushing face.

This adorable novice has leveled up from awkwardly posing for photos to taking picture booth snapshots with friends. It's equally precious.

"Um... What kind of game is this?"

"Oh, incidentally, how did your sister explain these actions to you?"

"She told me it was too early for me to understand the details."

Hey, you're younger than Maria, aren't you...?

My mental quip seemed to echo her own dissatisfaction. Perhaps remembering that moment, Maria's cheeks puffed out slightly—a rare sight. She was so adorable I almost wanted to push her down on the spot (but also, more of this!).

"Shall we go?"

"Where to?" Maria tilted her head at my sudden movement but followed me anyway. What a sweet, obedient girl.

Filled with all the affection and love I could muster for someone like her,

"I'm taking you to the bedroom," I smiled.

"U-um... ♡"

"What is it?"

"Ahhn! ♡"

The sun filtered through tightly drawn curtains, casting dim light over the room as Maria stood frozen in the doorway. Gently, I wrapped an arm around her shoulders.

Entering this chamber would teach her the true meaning of "Dumb-Dumbs Day." And indeed, knowing what awaited her, confusion laced Maria's voice with unmistakable arousal.

—Munyuuu ♡

"Nnnh... ♡"

I reach for her ample rear end. Just touching it is enough to bury my hand in its overwhelming fleshiness, making it look like I'm gripping her buttocks tightly even though I haven't exerted any pressure with my fingers yet.

"Oh, Lord Ain!"

"Should we take off your underwear?"

"L-like this? ♡"

"Of course."

"...Yes, sir! ♡"

To make it easier for her to undress, I remove my hands from her butt.

Keeping some distance, I revel in her lewd display.

Despite blushing profusely from embarrassment, Maria doesn't hesitate at all as she proceeds.

She lifts up her nun's habit, revealing her sensual lower half. Her plump legs and cute, simple panties come into view, along with her meaty derrière boasting a destructive power that belies its adorable appearance.

 Perhaps aroused by being watched or just embarrassed, she turned her back to me.

It was unfortunate that I couldn't see Maria's adorable face, but this allowed me to fully appreciate her big butt instead, so it wasn't all bad.

She began pulling down her underwear.

Slowly, smoothly, they slid off. The ample flesh hidden beneath the fabric gradually came into view. If she were truly mortified, she could have stripped them away quickly, but her deliberate movements seemed to imply a desire for me to gaze upon her body. Either way suited me fine; regardless of how she did it, she remained incredibly sexy and supremely lovable.

The neatly rolled-up Sister's habit, however, started slipping down as her panties descended. Her newly revealed physique risked being concealed once more under thicker layers of clothing than even her underwear provided. This fleeting glimpse before it vanished held its own value precisely because it would soon be obscured.

"I-I'm all off... ♡"

"Watching you the whole time."

"Ahhh... ♡♡"

Maria squirmed uncomfortably.

She was pantyless now, and with me watching her undress, she was already starting to heat up.

Slowly, I wrapped my arms around Maria's voluptuous body.

Her curvy figure fit snugly within mine, while simultaneously enveloping me as well.

I couldn't tell if I was hugging her or being hugged by her. Both were true at once.

We could have faced each other directly from zero distance away, but instead, we deliberately rested our heads on one another's shoulders.

Though I couldn't see her adorable face, this embrace brought us even closer together. And it allowed me to fully appreciate the sensual curve of her back leading down to her bottom.

With the underwear that had been holding them in check removed, her plump buttocks pushed enticingly against the fabric of her habit.

"Mm...!"

I run my fingers gently down her back.

"Ahh...!"

With Maria's sweet voice as background music, my hand quietly descends along her body.

Enjoying the sensation of her soft flesh over the firm line of her spine, I trace the gentle curve of her back. As my finger moves downward, the arch grows more pronounced, spurred on by the pleasure that makes Maria tilt her head back even farther.

"Ohh...!"

Thump.

Evidence that we humans evolved from monkeys: My fingertip reaches the base of her buttocks, the coccyx. Even without tails, beneath our thin veneer of civilization, we're still primates at heart—ready to revert to our animal nature.

Beyond this point lies a terrifying chasm.

If I proceed any further, once my finger is engulfed between those walls of flesh, there will be no return. Yet I continue onward. What reason could possibly compel me to risk everything for such a venture?

"Mmmmm... ♡♡"

It's because there's a valley here.

As my finger pushes deeper, it drags her clothing fabric along with it, further accentuating the curves of her body.

Even through the cloth, I can feel the warmth and moisture emanating from between her buttocks as my finger advances farther down this feminine crevice.

Just when about half of it has sunk inside, however, I manage to make a narrow escape. With a squelching sound, I withdraw my finger from the depths of that cleft.

"...mmm♡"

Immediately, the monster within the valley begins to stir.

The gap quivers, trying to lure me back in. Her hips sway gently left and right—fwrun, ♡dubrún!

Her flesh moves slightly behind the rhythm of her body, creating irresistible waves of enchanting magic.

This isn't good.

At this rate, my finger will be trapped once more. How do I resist? The answer is clear: I have to stop things at their source.

Squishy, ♡♡

"Ahhhh... ♡♡"

I forcefully grab her soft buttocks with both hands.

Even if some of the flesh spills between my fingers and even if her shaking derriere tries to obstruct me, I refuse to let go.

Squish... Squish... Squee... Sqwshhhh...

"Ahh...! Nnn... Haaaaaah...!"

Maria's breaths spill out.

Her hot exhalations wash over my ear, clinging to it sensually.

She is no longer an innocent maiden.

These are the breaths of Maria, who has known men and passion, transformed into a woman. Her body generates heat that stimulates me through every exhale.

Without needing her tongue, she caresses my ear solely with her breath.

Meanwhile, I continue kneading her bottom.

As one endures a fondling ass massage while the other suffers an assault on their ears,

we keep playing with each other's bodies relentlessly.

"Haaah... Haah... Haah..."

At this point, I can't tell whose breaths they are anymore.

While still embracing each other tightly, my erect cock pressed against Maria's body as her wet crotch pushed further into mine.

Despite being fully clothed and not even penetrating, we simply overlapped our bodies.

"Maria."

"Lord Ain... ♡"

Finally.

It was only for a brief moment but felt like an eternity before our eyes met.

Maria's melted expression resembled that of a woman drowning in pleasure.

And the reflection of my face in her eyes showed a man intoxicated by the woman before him.

"I understand now, ♡"

"Really?"

"Don't you think so too? ♡"

In a dreamy state, Maria made peace signs with both hands. With her gestures filled with ample sensuality and a hint of pride, I gently kissed her. Though incredibly alluring, it seemed more like a seductive woman deliberately emphasizing her cuteness.

"Mm...♡"

"You're half-right and half-wrong."

"Ohhh..."

Her eyes softened.

Poor thing, but I had to correct her mistake.

"Ooooh! Oooooh! Ohhhh! Oooooooh! Aaaaah!"

Squish ♡ Squish-squish ♡ Squish-squish-squish ♡ ♡

I stirred my fingers inside Maria's plump, overflowing pussy.

As long as she continued moaning ecstatically, I wouldn't tire of rapidly moving my fingers. After embracing this beloved woman day in and day out, I knew every inch of her body intimately. Where to touch for pleasure, where to apply pressure firmly, where to focus attentively—I relentlessly targeted only the spots that brought Maria delight.

"I'm cumming! Cumming! Climaxing, oh god, I'm coming! C-cummingggg!" ♡

She squirted again.

I've lost count of how many times it's happened—the floor of our bedroom is now slick with her gushing squirt and flowing love juices.

"Ooooooh... ♡♡Nnnngh! Tighter... ♡ Tighter... ♡♡"

"It seems you're still holding back."

"Ahhhhhhh'oooh'ooooh~~~ ♡♡"

Normally, I would gradually increase the number of fingers to two or three, prioritizing stretching her pussy. But right now, my focus is on vigorously stirring inside her, so I'm only using my middle finger.

Moving quickly—faster, faster, even faster—I continue until her love juices foam white around me.

It's crude, vulgar, and utterly beautiful.

As Maria loses herself in ecstasy, her wig flies off, sending her gorgeous golden hair swirling wildly. Her meticulously styled locks become messy and disheveled, strands sticking to her face from sweat, creating both a tragic yet exquisite sight.

Without my support, she wouldn't be able to stand anymore.

Her inability to remain upright is entirely due to me, after all. So, it's my responsibility to hold her up.

"Okay, I think that's enough."

"Ohhh... ♡Nnnn♡ Ohhh... ♡"

Shlup! ♡Squish, slop, sloooosh! ♡♡

As I pulled my fingers out, a flood of sticky secretions spilled from her vagina.

The thoroughly agitated fluids had turned into thick bubbles, bursting with a pop! ♡

"The moment has come, Maria. Now is when you make your peace sign!"

"Ahhh... ♡Ahhhn... ♡Pi... ♡eeeee... ♡!"

Her habit was so soaked with love juices it looked like she'd gone straight into the bath wearing it. The fabric clung tightly to her body, emphasizing her voluptuous curves and drawing my eyes all over despite myself. Still, as if responding to my voice, Maria slowly began moving her arms.

"Piiii... ♡eeesss... ♡ Piiiiiisssseeeee... ♡!"

With a spasmodic grin, Sister Maria flashed double peace signs.

Even as her body continued twitching from post-orgasmic aftershocks, she managed to display two V's simultaneously.

It was a truly magnificent, blissed-out double peace sign.