The Holy Shit 700 faves Special

I don't own blizzard things.

It was another average day. The sun was shining. The grass was green. Dad was watching TV on the couch and mom was making breakfast. Pancakes. Who doesn't like pancakes? Who DENIES A MAN HIS PANCAKES!?

"Oh suck it up boy it won't be nearly as bad this time as it was last time!" My Uncle, Tychus Findlay, said casually from the front seat of his truck as I struggled to get out of the sack binding, he had purposefully put me in. I had stepped outside only for a moment to take in the air, maybe get the newspaper for dad when I was suddenly SEIZED off my porch like I was a sack of money waiting to be stolen.

Then like the grinch who stole Christmas, he slung me over his shoulder and tip-toed off the porch to his truck. I can only imagine the HELL my mom is going to put him through when she finds out I'm not eating her pancakes.

"Uncle Tychus what the hell!?" I shouted indignantly, managing to free my head from the sack and kick it away, "Why? At this point, just WHY?!"

"This is how we bond boy!" he said with a proud smile.

"Nooooo. No. This is how I get a one-way trip to therapy! You can't just kidnap me off the porch!"

"It ain't kidnapping. I plan to take you back." he said waving a hand as I immediately struggled for my phone. He then held it up in his hand, so naturally, I tried to snatch it… with my face. Then the truck began to swerve and unfortunately, I rolled off the back seat onto the floor…

…Now I was trapped.

"Boy, I need to keep one hand on the wheel and my eyes on the road!" he tossed my phone onto the seat next to him. "Now then. You and I are going to have a damn good time whether you like it or not."

"Wow, this is weird." I mumbled into the truck floor as I struggled to try and sit back up, it wasn't working.

"Son…"

"Please don't say that…"

"I consider you a son to me…"

"…Yeah. I understand how the word works. But seriously. no."

"And as your role model-"

"No." I replied to that flatly, continuing to say the word even as he continued speaking. He was pointedly ignoring me.

"I need to teach you the finer things in life."

"Seriously. Really. No." I said from the floor as I felt the truck slowly slide into a parking stop.

"Now then. As your favorite uncle-"

"You're not uncle Matt…" I mumbled as he opened the truck door, thoroughly ignoring me as he continued his colloquialisms.

"It's is my duty, to get you your first beer…" hefting me from the truck and onto his shoulder he began walking towards a rather ramshackle buildings that looked to have been put together with whatever could be found in a junkyard…

JUNKERTOWN hung over it in a loosely painted on sign in bright blue letters. However, once it reached the 'W' it turned to white as if whoever was painting it ran out of paint, and crudely finger-painted on an 'N'.

"You put me in a kidnapping sack, to take me TO A BAR?!" I growled at him shaking on his shoulder but he held firm.

"Now now boy a Mar Saran Texan's first beer is a noble thing." He said proudly.

"It's not my first beer, I wasn't born in Mar Sara! And I don't like drinking! Put me down!" I replied as he shifted me from his shoulder to under his arm as he entered. The first thing that hit me was the smell, stale beer and air for one. groups of men and women sporadically peppered the bar. There were even a few orcs and elves, the bartender was a large man, both in size and girth, wearing a gasmask and no shirt. With an absurdly large belly button.

"Hog! Give me a fillup!" Uncle Tychus cheered as he rested me down next to a burly orc sitting at the counter… a familiar looking one in fact.

"Coach Grom?" I asked surprised as the Azeroth high coach glanced at me, his eyes narrowing as he tried to place me.

"…I know you… you're…" he seemed to try and remember. "Walter Winter right? Something like that?"

"Scott Snow." I corrected him as he nodded, glancing at Tychus looking annoyed.

"Findlay."

"Hellscream." Uncle Tychus replied bitterly as 'Hog' poured him a pint of… well alcohol of some sort. "Oh hey Hog, give my boy here something mild huh?" he grinned, resting a hand on my shoulder. I don't know what he expected me to do… I was still tied up in a sack… in fact, why was nobody helping me?!

'Hog' glanced at me, before pulling out what was obviously a bottle of generic brand soda, gripping the bottle cap and ripping it off with his bare hand before resting it before me. As well as giving me at least the courtesy of a straw... I glanced at 'Uncle' Tychus as he downed his pint with a smile. "What happened to my first beer?" I asked rather scathingly as Tychus shook me 'affectionately' at the shoulder.

"Well, there's plenty of time for that when we get home. You're my designated driver after all.

...…I'm going to kill him.

"I'm missing out on mom's pancakes because you wanted someone to drive you home!? Are you serious!? Why not just call me or something!?"

"And leave my truck here all night? Last time that happened this place's crazy manager did donuts in the parking lot!" Tychus shook his head, as 'Hog' reluctantly nodded that this was a true statement. "Nah… don't worry about it boy. I'll buy yah a beer when we're on the way back…"

"…This is why Uncle Matt is my favorite uncle…" I noted harshly as Coach Grom chuckled into his pint of strong ale.

Suddenly the bar doors open, and a collection of four large biker types came in. You know the ones, the kind of guys that screamed Harley Davidson, and violence. One had a big bushy beard like a lumberjack. Another had a goatee but was heavyset. Another was plain looking with a military crew cut. The last one was an Orc, bigger than the rest with a braided Mohawk.

They quickly glanced around, then parted as a much, much smaller woman in comparison entered the bar. Screaming biker girl, she had a black leather jacket with chains dangling from her jean belt loops, military combat boots, with a bowie knife strapped to the left boot. And a pair of goggles wrapped around her forehead beneath her shock of pink punk hair and her heterochromia eyes. Bright orange right, and a standard green left… she had a friendly, but dangerous smile on her face as she looked straight at me.

I recognized her immediately…

"Holy Shit, Aunt Mira?" I asked curiously as Uncle Tychus spluttered his bear into his mug, coughing wildly as he turned to face quite possibly the most dangerous female mercenary on the planet. Arguably the most dangerous female in general. Mira Han-Horner. I'm pretty sure she won Uncle Matt in a card game. And while rocky, their marriage was surprisingly healthy if not nerve-wracking. Needless to say, I hardly ever see her apart from news feeds of her and her men in some third-world country or toppling a dictator…

She smiled at me, showing me her bright pearly white teeth as she approached flanked by what I can only assume are members of her mercenary company. "Scottie! Darling, it has been too long!" she said in her eastern European accent, leaning forward and kissing my right cheek while patting my left fondly. "Look how big you've gotten!" then eyeing the sack with a humored grin added, "…Nice sack. Is that a new style?"

"Uncle Tychus kidnapped me." I said sourly as she, still smiling, glanced at Tychus.

"What?" he replied indignantly with his drawl, "I needed a sober driver!"

"Tsk tsk tsk…" she said shaking her head, "…Well… that makes this easy." With surprising strength, she lifted me from the bar stool onto her shoulder. To his credit. Uncle Tychus looked legitimately concerned.

"Hey, where are you taking that boy?"

"I was paid an absurd amount of money to deliver my favorite nephew-" she then pinched my cheek, (my face don't get weird) with a smile, "To my client, so I'll just-"

"Wait wait wait…" Uncle Tychus and I said that at the same time, however our follow-ups were much different.

"You can't take him Sarah will kill me!"

"Why do my relatives keep kidnapping me!?"

"Oh I'm sure he'll be fine." Mira said lazily.

"I'm right here!" I said, struggling slightly but she adjusted me on her shoulder.

"Yes I know darling just relax and look cute." Uncle Tychus stood up as she passed her thugs, all of them looking imposingly at him. "Boys, Mind keeping him here for a bit?" she asked but obviously she was giving them subtle orders.

Uncle Tychus sniffed and downed his drink. Looking into the empty mug he said softly. "…Hey Hellscream… wanna help me out? I'll owe ya."

Coach Grom laughed derisively. Shaking his head 'no' and drinking down his ale… before suddenly he was up, swinging the mug into the thug orc's face as he went down against a pool table, hitting it so hard it shifted on the floor. Ruining the shot of a rather broody-looking blood elf. Tychus was suddenly yanking beard thug's beard into the heavyset thug before both roaring angrily and together starting a full on bar brawl. Broody Elf swung a pool cue at Coach Grom, who at the time was put into a choke hold by the military-cut thug, he turned as the cue broke across his assailant's back. Giving him enough purchase to hurl him with a judo throw over the bar counter.

'Hog' stared at him as he got up, wiped his face with his sleeve, grabbed a bottle and leaped over the counter back into the fray as Uncle Tychus exchanged blows with the bearded thug. Coach Grom swinging a bar stool on the thug's back as Tychus charged past them both to tackle the orc thug back to the floor as a rather vicious-looking Draenei woman, annoyed that the heavyset man spilled her beer by being forced through the table by Uncle Tychus, leaped into the fray onto Uncle Tychus' back.

A manic white-haired man who looked like he bathed in soot and smoke, sported a peg leg, a crazy look in his eye, an open shirt and loosened tie leaped into the room hands in the air making 'number 1' motions and shouting in mad cackle as 'Hog' watched silently and stoically on. "VIOLENCE! VIOLENCE! YEAHHHH!!!! I LOVE MY JOB!!!" he leaped into the fight just as Aunt Mira carried me out of the bar looking rather amused.

"Well that went better than I thought…" she said, checking her phone as I sighed.

"…Seriously Aunt Mira can't you just take me home?" I asked as it sounded like a small explosion occurred in the bar as the sign rattled above us. She hummed to herself and began carrying me to a hummer… because obviously it would be a hummer. But it was in silver rather than black like I expected it would be…

"Don't worry sweetie I'll take you home later." She said, opening the back seat and tossing me in the back. "This is going to pay for your uncle and I's second honeymoon!"

"Glad I could help…" I mumbled sarcastically, staring up at her ceiling as she shut the door and walked around to the driver's side.

"Come along with me, And the butterflies and bees, We can wander through the forest, And do so as we please…" she mumbled in a lazy sing-song voice.

"Oh come on that's just creepy…" I mumbled as her orc thug was sent hurtling through the window of the bar followed by a battered Uncle Tychus and bruised Grom Hellscream.

"Sorry, Darling." She said sheepishly as the tires squealed on the road and she quickly drove away like a madwoman, (not far from the truth really) still absently holding a conversation. "It has just been stuck in my head for days!"

"It's creepy" I repeated sitting up and glaring at her as she floored it, leaving Junkertown far in the rearview mirror as we got onto the highway.

She smiled into the mirror at me before noting rather worriedly, "Buckle up darling."

I struggled in the sack rather pointedly, looking sarcastic as she sighed, and with a dexterous flick of her wrists, sliced the bindings of the sack with her combat knife and let me buckle up. As she put it back into her boot.

"Can't you just take me home?" I asked, knowing the answer. Aunt Mira was a consummate professional.

She chuckled, "No! Sweetie, think of my reputation. Trust me it will be quick and I'll take you right home after I deliver you."

"Oh come on Aunt Mira." I mumbled a little dejectedly, "Who even paid you to kidnap me?!"

She just winked with her bright orange eye. "That's a secret." I stared at her thoughtfully.

Who did I know had an absurd amount of money?... Well, I knew a few, but who would pay my Aunt that absurd amount of money? Aunt Mira didn't come cheap, entire countries could be funded on her paycheck. So it probably wasn't one of my teachers, (well most of my teachers) which could only really mean one person…

"…Oh god damn it Nova…" I mumbled, letting my head slap against the back of the chair as Aunt Mira laughed.

"Oh good guess honey!" she cheered sweetly. That was the thing with Aunt Mira she could actually be very nice and supportive when she wasn't being a total bloodthirsty mercenary. "But just in case, lets say you figured it out, I don't want her to get mad at me." She winked again. "I promised I wouldn't spoil the surprise…"

It was then that I heard buzzing and instinctively reached for my phone only to remember that it was back in Uncle Tychus truck. "Oh, damn it uncle Tychus."

"Why do you even call him that? He's not a very good Uncle." She asked, answering her phone and holding it to her ear.

Says the woman. LITERALLY. Kidnapping me… "Because there are a few moments where he can be a legitimately cool Uncle." I sighed, "…Just not now…"

"Privet!" she said cheerily, which I think is the phonetic spelling for hello in Russian. "Yes, I am on my way. No, I did not make a mess." She added almost like a child reporting to their parent. "He was in a sack!" she said with a smile. Before nodding. "Yes, I will see you soon." She hung up grinning at me in the mirror. "So. How is school? I feel like we never talk…" I just stared at her in the mirror, she frowned thoughtfully. Then quickly perked up. "…Oh! How is Olivia's Class? She says you're her favorite student!"

"You know Ol-Miss Calomar?" I asked curiously.

"Nope! Never met her!" she grinned at me in the mirror.

I am neither surprised. Nor appreciative of this…

Unsurprisingly the Nexus branch hotel was soon in our sights. She swirled around the far end behind the hotel, where obviously the sketchier dealings would take place. And deliveries…

"Okay sign here." Said a food delivery guy as Rexxar signed the document and they immediately began to haul crates of hotel food inside.

"Hello Rex!" Mira said smiling, an arm wrapped around my shoulders as she just walked right in. Tossing him her keys, "Have someone do something about the car would you?" Rexxar grumbled quietly but immediately handed off the keys to some low-level employee before following behind us to a rather decorative elevator. It apparently only went to the top five floors including the penthouse… this place has a penthouse?" "Top floor jeeves!" Aunt Mira grinned as Rexxar glared at her, before promptly poking the PH button, and inserting a key.

A few minutes later the doors to the top floor opened, revealing an artificial lawn, a helicopter pad complete with a helicopter, and a rather elaborate side building that looked like a small house. And a large deck and jacuzzi complete with an attractive blonde in a bikini sipping champagne…

"Mira! And Scott welcome to my home away from home!" Nova smiled, stretching out in the bubbling jacuzzi as Rexxar stood outside the elevator, hands in front and patiently waiting. "Cola? Wine? Beer?"

"Paycheck!" Aunt Mira smiled charmingly at her as Aunt Nova nodded.

"Yes yes. Just go with Rexxar he'll give you your payment. Pleasure as always Mira." Mira smiled, and pinched my right cheek while kissing my left, "I'll be back for you later sweetie… Have fun bonding with your aunt!" she smiled, practically skipping towards the big Orc Butler/bodyguard as they disappeared into the elevator.

Nova stood up in the jacuzzi, the water cascading down her wondrously sculpted body as she pinched her bikini straps, adjusting them slightly as her breasts bounced in her cups. "Well then Scott…" she picked up a soda bottle smiling, "Vanilla coke? I also have strawberry somewhere…" she said, stepping out of the jacuzzi as she strutted across the wooden deck.

"Why am I here?!" I said in complete and utter disbelief, "I cannot believe you had my other Aunt Kidnap me!" I said indignantly. As she paused, frowning at me.

"In point of fact I asked your Aunt to 'retrieve' you. Kidnap: take (someone) away illegally by force, typically to obtain a ransom. I don't intend to ransom you."

"-abduct, carry off, capture, seize, snatch, hold to ransom, take as a hostage, hijack, run off/away with, nobble, shanghai" I said and she blinked at me, coughing slightly as she tried to hold back a laugh. "I can quote the dictionary too." I said, proudly. But I wasn't really that proud."

She stared at me and laughed, before turning towards a built-in fridge on the deck. Giving me a good view of her bikini-bottomed rear, before returning with an ice-cold bottle of what I only could assume was strawberry soda.

"Seriously." I said, as she approached, giving me the bottle as I just decided to go with it. "Why did you hire my Mira Han, arguably the most dangerous woman in the world, to bring me here?"

She stared at me, for a very long time in uncomfortable silence… before finally. She said rather softly. "Do you know what day today is?"

I thought about it for a moment before deciding. "Sunday?"

"…Today is my birthday." She said flatly, before drinking her champagne and placing it on a side table by a lawn chair, before approaching the jacuzzi. "Happy birthday to me."

…All of a sudden… I felt like a giant dick. "…Happy birthday." I said, looking around at the complete lack of celebrators. She smiled sadly at me before drinking her champagne straight from the bottle.

"No cards. No calls. Rexxar gave me a very lovely homemade teddy bear but I think he just humors me sometimes." She watched me for a minute. "…Maybe. Today I wanted to spend time with somebody I love. And since your mother would rather shoot me and Val is far too busy to pay attention that leaves my favorite and only nephew."

I sighed and rolling up my pant legs I sat at the edge of the jacuzzi. Slipping my legs into the water as the heat warmed my toes and the bubbles tickled my feet. "…Okay. Fine." I said, "Next time though? An actual invitation and not a kidnapping. Kay?"

"Deal." She said rather lazily, eyeing me rather red-faced. "Now… are you going to get in or am I going to have to drag you?"

"Funny thing about kidnappings is I wasn't really given enough time to pack anything." I said absently as she shrugged.

"…Well. You don't really need a swimsuit…" she said, lounging in the water as her breasts floated on the bubbles. Still giving me the bedroom eyes.

"...Seriously?"

She sipped in champagne. "… It's my birthday." She said pouting, surprisingly adorably.

I rolled my eyes… what the hell right? I stood up on the edge as she kept her green eyes on me. I pulled my shirt off as her free hand slipped beneath the water, biting her lower lip as I tossed my shirt onto the closet lounge chair. I slipped my fingers into my waistband and was about to push them down.

"Ah… go slow." She said watching me intently as I felt an odd sensation of déjà vu… is this what it's like when I have the girls strip for me?... Huh. Maybe I should ask if they like doing this…" but, complying with the birthday girl I slowly pushed my pants down. Standing only in my underwear as I kicked my pants expertly onto my shirt. "Woo!" she cheered with a chuckle as I slowly stepped into the jacuzzi, hands on my head as she looked absently around. "Where's my wallet! I want to give you a tip!" she laughed.

I dropped into the jacuzzi, sighing softly as the water soothed my kidnapping wounds. "Well, I feel dirty…" I noted, "…I should really apologize to Satya… and Mei… Maybe Olivia."

She chuckled, sliding next to me as she wrapped an arm around my shoulders… she smelled nice. Must be scented soap or something. "Well, I think it's just fine…" her lips brushed against my cheek. "So… do you want to give me a more… intimate present?"

"I expected to." I replied with a sigh, but my hand slid under the water to wrap around her waspish waist to squeeze that smooth round ass. She cooed, placing her champagne down and suddenly swinging her leg up over the water. Shaking out her hair like a swimsuit model as she straddled my lap, wrapping her arms around my head as she pulled my face between her breasts. Grinding her waist beneath the water on my lap, her upper half remaining stationary.

"Smart boy…" she cooed, caressing my hair with her hands as she shook her hips, "Come on now… where's my present?" My 'present' throbbed against my underwear, rubbing against her bottoms-covered crotch as she sucked in air. "There it is… let's unwrap it." she stood up, rubbing her flat stomach as I did as well. She pushed me so that I sat on the edge of the jacuzzi, she slipped her fingers into my underwear and slowly slid it off as my cock jumped to freedom, smacking against her forehead as she knelt in the tub before me. Giving my underside a kiss as she rubbed her cheek against it.

"Oh I love it… how did you know?" her wet hands wrapped around my shaft and sack as she gently fondled and stroked, rubbing her lips up and down as I throbbed at her attention. My hand resting in her blonde hair. "Mmmn…" she ran her tongue up my shaft before abruptly sliding my tip into her mouth, "Slurp, suck, SLURP." Her lips stretched on my head comically before she slowly slid down, kissing the base as she squeezed my sack in her other hand. I gripped her head gently, slowly guiding her up and down as she hummed and moaned around my length.

I have to admit; she probably came about this skill by rather dark methods, but she was REALLY good at it.

"Oh shit…" I hissed, twitching slightly as she hilted my length in her throat, her tongue escaping between her lips and my shaft to caress my sack before sliding up again, gasping for breath as she pulled off. Kissed the tip, then began moving faster up and down, rapidly stroking with her lips and throat as my cock pulsed excitedly in her mouth. "Gonna cum…" I warned as she suddenly hilted my cock in her throat, wrapping her arms around my waist and holding firm as her eyes gazed up at me, her mouth sucking loudly as she inhaled like a vacuum. "Fuck." I hissed, twitching as my balls contracted and shot a heavy load straight into her mouth. Her eyes closed as she moaned, her throat gulping down my seed as fast as she sucked it out. Arms tightened around my waist as she whimpered…

I pushed her head, slowly she slid up my length before it slipped free. She gasped for breath, "Ah! Fuck…" she gasped quietly, staring at my flaccid length as it dripped a drop into the jacuzzi. "So good." She moaned, kneeling down further to kiss my tip as it twitched against her lips. "Wants some more baby?" she cooed, gazing up seductively at me, "I LOVE to suck…" she moaned, rubbing her crotch beneath the water.

I stood up, my erection banging against her face as she closed one eye, feeling it smear her cheek with leftover cum. I reached behind her neck, tugging away at her bikini tie as her top fell away, freeing her breasts as she smiled up at me. Standing up and tugged at her side ties, her bottoms falling away as well as I sat in the jacuzzi, my erection barely breaking the surface as she slowly played with herself. Her clothes soaking and sinking into the water.

"…Get on." I said, stroking myself as I stared at her shapely, smooth body. She stood over me on the shelf beneath the water, slowly squatting down as she directed my cock towards her shaven pussy. I gripped her waist, unable to wait any longer as I pulled her immediately down. She gasped, arching her back and jutting out her breasts as I caught one in my mouth between my teeth.

"Oh! Baby…" she cooed nervously, "Gentle…" I gripped her waist firmly in response, lifting her up and pulling her down as she moaned. Bouncing on my lap. "Yes. Yes! I like it deep inside…" she slammed her hips down, tossing her hair with her hands as she wiggled her hips. "Go harder." She begged as I pumped up into her hard, lifting her with my hips as my cock rammed deep into her tunnel. "Harder. I need to feel it baby. Scratch my itch." She moaned, my hands lowering to her ass to squeeze both cheeks firmly, lifting and dropping her as I thrust up.

I switched nipples, absently tugging with my teeth as she shuddered, whimpering lightly as she rode me harder. My cock reached deep inside her as she gripped the edge of the jacuzzi, her hands on both sides of my head as she bounced faster, and faster, her pussy tightening as she approached her release with a cry of pleasure.

"AhhhOoooh!!" she shuddered as she slammed her hips down, hissing in my ear as she came. I gripped her ass tightly, lifting her up as I thrust up into her. Her hands slipped from the edge to wrap around me as I pounded her above the water. "Yes! that's it! Cum for me! Cum for me!" my hips moved on instincts as I thrust in and out, my legs lost balance and I dropped into the water. She fell backward, crying out to the sky as her arms lashed above her head, gripping the edge of the tub again as she stretched out before me. Her legs spread out behind me as I recovered and stood up again, lifting her hips and letting her float on the water as I pumped in and out of her.

"You like that!" I grunted, the water splashing wildly as I ravaged her insides.

"Yes I love it!" she cried out, her hair cascading in the water as her fingers turned white on the edge. "Oh fuck! Cumming! Keep going! I'm cumming!!" wrapping my arms around her waist I pushed deep into her as she became a vice on my cock.

"Take it!" I growled primally, my hips twitching widely against her as my seed rushed into her body.

"That feels so good…" she shivered, losing her grip on the edge of the tub and slipping beneath the water. I pulled out as she floated under the surface. A trail of my seed floated away from her crotch as she smiled beneath the water. Before suddenly jumping up, tossing her hair back in an arch and smoothing her wet hair back. "Fuck me…" she sighed, laughing weakly as she sat on the jacuzzi shelf. "Best birthday ever…" she moaned softly, pulling her hand from the water, wet semen on her fingers as she licked them clean.

My cock twitched slightly as I reached over, lifting her from the seat as she blinked at me surprised before I spun her around and pushed her forward. Her arms stretched out on the deck as her ass jutted out towards me. "What are you-?" she began as I climbed up behind her, "-Oh." She said absently as I pushed my slick cock against her asshole. "Oh yeah…" she hissed as I leaned forward, grabbing her wrists and putting my weight on her.

"Tight little hole…" I hissed in her ear as she shuddered, my cock twitching in her ass as I hilted deep into her. "You like it up there?"

"I like it everywhere…" she grinned with a shuddering sigh, "Oh yes… AH! Oh!" she gasped as I began to pump, her breasts rubbing on the hardwood as her hands clenched into fists, her body pushing back against me as I shoved it deep. Slapping my balls rapidly against her pussy. "Deeper baby! Get it!" she moaned delectably as I slid one hand down her side, resting it on her ass before I raised it back with a smack. "Yes! Oh!" smack, smack, smack! "Harder sweetie I can take it!" SMACK!! "Fuck! YES!" she cried out as I hooked my hands beneath her chest, squeezing her tits as I lifted her up, resting her against me as I rammed up deep into her ass as she rested her head on my shoulder. Moaning incoherently as her hand slid down to her crotch, wildly thrusting her fingers in and out as she bite her lower lip, eyes wide.

"Wanna cum? Wanna cum?!" I hissed in her ear as she shuddered, squealing in delight as her ass spasmed on my length.

"I wanna cum! I wanna I wanna I wanna!!!" her other hand suddenly lashed around my head, and she screamed. "FUCK ME!!!" I covered her mouth as she screamed into my hand, thrusting my fingers into her pussy with the fingers she already had in there as she squirted all over the hardwood deck. I fell back into the water with her, still deep into her ass beneath the water as I drained my balls into her ass…

We floated in silence… well, as silent as we could get with dozens of jacuzzi jets storming in our ears. I pumped my hips against her ass, making sure I was good and empty as she began to struggle… probably for air as she tightened around me… I lifted us above the water as she gasped for breath, spluttering and coughing as she shivered in my arms.

"…Fuuuuuck…" she groaned as I lay against her, out of breath myself ironically enough. "Baby… Scott. Sweetie… come next year…" she moaned as I slid out of her ass.

"…Actually ask me nicely and I just might…" I sighed as we relaxed in the tub.

She frowned after a moment, glancing towards the house. "…hmmm… I think Mira should be coming back soon. You should probably put your pants… back on…" she said as I sat at the edge of the tub, my cock bobbing excitedly.

"…One for the road?" I asked as she chuckled, staring at my twitching little guy as she swam forward, engulfing me in her mouth for a few good strokes before pulling away.

"…You're feeling awfully generous…" she cooed softly, suckling my cock head again as she moaned in delight.

"…Well it's your birthday. Might as well give you what you want…" I said, sighing to myself. I mean. I suppose I could give her a good hard pounding for her birthday. Oh shit!

She slurped loudly on my cock as it pulsed excitedly, I lost concentration. She pulled away, sticking out her tongue and cooing. "Ah…" she sighed as thick ropes of seed jetted across her pretty face. she absently scraped some off her cheeks as I stumbled out of the tub. She licked her fingers. "…Would you be angry if I told you it wasn't actually my birthday?" she asked with a rather teasing smile.

I paused, slipping on my pants and glaring at her. "…A little."

She just winked as I pulled on my shirt… seconds after I did the elevator opened. Nova managed to slip beneath the water to reapply her top as Mira skipped in, a duffle bag over her shoulder. "Scottie! Time to go! You will be late for dinner and your mother will be worried!" she frowned, "I told your uncle Matt to tell her you're with me… but weirdly that didn't help."

I imagine it would not.

I sighed but approached her "Bye Nova." I said absently over my shoulder as, behind Mira's back, Nova winked, and blew me a sloppy kiss.

"Hold this for me." Aunt Mira said, shoving the duffle bag into my hands and knocking the wind out of me as something metal clanked around.

"Wait a second…" I grumbled feeling some Deja vu, opening the bag as she reached for her keys. "…Is this gold?!"

"Obviously!" she said, as if that was obvious… but it clearly wasn't…

She opened the door, tossing it into the back as the car shook wildly. "Now come Sweetie! Let's get you home!"

…I needed a long, sex-free bath... and maybe a new phone.

End of Chapter

First canon appearance of Mira Han I think... she'll show up again later.