Chapter 38 Splash your head with liquid gold

Seeing that no one paid attention to him, Zhou Peng knocked harder on the door

"Zhang Yi, Zhang Yi! It's Zhou Peng!"

"Open the door, I have something important to say to you."

Zhang Yi sneered and took out the gun, unlocking the safety with a click

He walked to the door and said, "Who is it?"

Upon hearing Zhang Yi's reply, Zhou Peng quickly reached down and signaled to Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining to get ready

The two women were nervous about doing such a murderous deed for the first time

But when they thought about killing Zhang Yi and living in his warm and comfortable house with plenty of food, their eyes immediately became firm!

Zhou Peng said, "Zhang Yi, it's Zhou Peng. Our family has run out of food. As a colleague, can you give me some food?"

He looked like he was begging, but his hand was quietly lowered, ready to draw his sword at any time

Zhang Yi leaned against the door and said lightly, "We don't have any food in our house, so I can't help you with this matter!"

Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining secretly cursed in their hearts

Can't you have food at home?

There are seven or eight boxes of food in the kitchen, and they are all fake?

However, they have already prepared for this situation

Zhou Peng gritted his teeth and took out a box of medicine from his pocket

"Zhang Yi, I won't take yours for free! I'll give you a box of ibuprofen in exchange."

In the freezing weather, many people catch a cold or have a fever

In this case, medicine can save lives, and its value is even not inferior to that of food

To lure Zhang Yi to open the door, Zhou Peng took out his precious ibuprofen

Zhang Yi was behind the door at this time, but he was thinking about how to deal with them

Kill them?

It's also easy. Whether using a gun or a crossbow, they can be killed

But killing them in a monotonous way is really boring

In the end of the world, death is a kind of liberation, while living is a kind of endless hell

Of course, he won't be cheap with these scoundrels

After thinking for a while, Zhang Yi had an idea in mind

He walked over to the trash can and took out a bottle of Pulse

I just drank several cans of beer, and my urge to pee has just come up

He opened the sluice gate and let the water out

"Ibuprofen? That's a good one. You'll have to let me think about it."

Zhang Yi was chatting with Zhou Peng lazily while filling the water

A few people outside the door also heard the faint sound of water, but they didn't know what Zhang Yi was doing

Just hearing Zhang Yi's words, it seemed like there was a chance, and several people's faces also showed excitement

Zhou Peng quickly said, "Yes, yes, yes. Open the door and let's exchange. I don't want much, just two packs of instant noodles!"

According to the current price of the community, ibuprofen can at least exchange five packs of instant noodles!

Zhou Peng deliberately set a low price in order to cheat Zhang Yi into opening the door

"Two packs of instant noodles? I'm afraid you'll be taken advantage of, that's so embarrassing."

Zhang Yi's watering is over, and he immediately has a full bottle of iced black tea in his hand, with white foam on the surface

Zhou Peng thought Zhang Yi was about to be hooked, and leaned against the door and said, "It's okay. I'm starving now, and we're colleagues. It's better to let you have the advantage than to let someone else take advantage of you. Please open the door quickly!"

Zhang Yi climbed onto the stool and reached the shooting hole in the door, then poured a bottle of hot, fresh iced black tea onto the three people outside the door

Zhou Peng and several others were startled by the sudden pouring of liquid on their heads

Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining even screamed

"Ah! What is this thing!"

"Hey, it's hot water, and it's still steaming!"

Feeling the warm heat, a few people were happy at first

But within a second, they smelled the special pungent smell

"This... This is urine!!!!"

"Ah!!!!"

The urine poured down, and the two women let out a scream like a pig being slaughtered, immediately crouching on the ground and vomiting furiously

Zhou Peng was also angry and his eyes were red. He banged on the door with force

"Zhang Yi, I'll kick your ass! Get out of here, I'll kill you!"

But the thick alloy door didn't change at all when he hit it with his fist, and Zhou Peng's hand was in great pain instead

From inside the door, Zhang Yi's hearty laughter could be heard

"How does my urine taste? Is it good to drink?"

"A few brainless people want to come and cheat me. Do you deserve it?"

Zhou Peng and his companions suddenly realized that they had been discovered by Zhang Yi

Several people were shocked and angry, and they started to shout at Zhang Yi outside the door. Xiushu Network

Zhou Peng cursed, "Fuck, I shouldn't have talked nonsense with you! Wait for me, I'll kill you when I get in!"

He stopped pretending and took out a kitchen knife from his clothes and cut down the door with all his might!

Ordinary doors are made of wood, and can be opened by breaking the lock

But Zhang Yi's door is made of integrated alloy, which can withstand the blast of RPG!

Zhou Peng's knife cut the steel plate

The door pattern did not move, and the huge counter-force was directly knocked out by the chopper!

The kitchen knife swept past Zhou Peng's head, directly opening a long cut

His mouth was also bleeding from the shock

A little biology lesson – human skin is more fragile in winter, and the pain is more intense

Zhou Peng was scared stiff. If the knife had been a little more off-center, it would have directly hit his face

But soon, his daze was forcibly interrupted by a severe pain

"Aaaaaaaaah!!!!"

Zhou Peng cried out in pain

Seeing this, the two women lost their fear and ran away in a hurry, leaving Zhou Peng behind

Zhang Yi watched all this in the room, weighing the pistol in his hand and thinking about whether to go out and shoot them all at once

We don't want to kill them, but at least let them suffer some injuries. They will be in a worse state than death in this cold ice age

But after thinking for a moment, he gave up this plan

Why?

Because there are three mad dogs outside!

Although there is a high probability of hurting them when opening the door and going out, there is also a few percent chance of being killed in return

Zhang Yi would never risk his own safety for a joke!

Yes, he is the king of life!

You have a comfortable life, why act impulsively

"It's okay. I'll just die here and see how long they can survive in this end of the world!"

Zhang Yi, composed and unperturbed, returned to the sofa and resumed playing the game

Zhou Peng and Fang Yuqing ran home, and he sat on the sofa, shivering all over

He narrowly escaped with his life just now, and he still feels a lingering sense of fear

Fang Yuqing screamed immediately when she saw his urine dripping onto the sofa

"Oh! Get off, who let you sit on my sofa!"