Chapter 110

Liu Chuang was both happy and sad. He was happy because Angel Lingxi agreed to be his guardian angel, but he was sad because Lingxi told him he needed to practice celibacy for a thousand years.

"Chuang, let's go. Let's have a drink," Zhang Zheng said as he came out of the kitchen and saw Liu Chuang looking half-dead. He walked over and called him to join in the drinking.

"Zheng Ge, have you practiced celibacy?" Liu Chuang immediately asked, lifting his head.

"Celibacy? I already have a wife. What the hell with celibacy!" Zhang Zheng was taken aback by Liu Chuang's random question and then seemed to understand why Liu Chuang asked. However, Zhang Zheng wasn't one to coddle; he wouldn't spare any harsh words for Liu Chuang.

"No way, no way. You and Xiaolun don't need to practice celibacy to become angels' gods. Why do I have to be celibate for a thousand years?"

"Zheng Ge, you have to help me out with Lingxi. I can't handle a thousand years of celibacy. It's unbearable!" Liu Chuang pleaded with Zhang Zheng, grabbing him with a desperate look.

"Get lost, get lost..." Zhang Zheng was disgusted by Liu Chuang. You're almost thirty, and here you are calling me 'Ge' and asking for help. I'm only 25, for crying out loud. Normally, I'd tolerate you calling me 'Ge,' but now you even want to call me 'brother,' you little sycophant.

Despite Zhang Zheng's disdain, Liu Chuang, a notorious figure in the underworld, was known for his thick skin. He stubbornly clung to Zhang Zheng, exerting his full shamelessness.

"Don't, don't, don't, Zheng Ge. You have to help me. A thousand years of celibacy? I might as well become a monk."

Liu Chuang didn't care what Zhang Zheng said and clung on, demonstrating his relentless persistence.

Watching Liu Chuang and Zhang Zheng tussling, Zhi Xin felt curious.

"Xiaolun, is this what you humans call 'brotherly love'? Zhang Zheng seems very happy."

Zhi Xin asked Xiaolun with curiosity.

"Brotherly love ⊙▽⊙"

Xiaolun was at a loss for how to respond. Although Liu Chuang and Zhang Zheng seemed full of 'brotherly love,' Xiaolun dared not say so. If Zhang Zheng or Liu Chuang heard, Xiaolun was sure he'd be chopped into pieces by their axes. Both Zhang Zheng and Liu Chuang wield axes, which are excellent for chopping from top to bottom, and with their power, they could easily shred him.

Still, Xiaolun couldn't ignore Zhi Xin's curious gaze.

"Sis, that's not 'brotherly love,' it's just friendship between men. Yes, just friendship between men."

Xiaolun, sweating nervously, carefully explained.

"Oh, it's not 'brotherly love'?"

Zhi Xin seemed disappointed to hear Xiaolun's explanation. She had learned from Earth's network that 'brotherly love' was a form of true love.

"Not at all."

Xiaolun assured Zhi Xin with a firm tone, sneaking a glance at Zhang Zheng and Liu Chuang to see if they heard.

Seeing that they seemed not to have heard, Xiaolun sighed in relief.

"Xiaolun, help me pull Chuang away. We're going to celebrate."

Zhang Zheng, noticing Xiaolun looking his way, urgently called him to help. He was fed up with Liu Chuang's behavior, feeling embarrassed in front of his wife.

"Chuang, calm down. If you keep this up, Zheng Ge will hit you."

Xiaolun hurried to help Zhang Zheng, pulling Liu Chuang away. Liu Chuang was acting like a madman.

Eventually, thanks to Xiaolun's help, Zhang Zheng managed to pull Liu Chuang away without injury. Liu Chuang was completely disregarding his own dignity for the sake of an angel. The commotion had already caught everyone's attention, and if it continued, Zhang Zheng would have considered finding someone else to merge with the Noxian War God's genes.

At worst, Zhang Zheng would have to wait a few more years. This generation of Noxian War Gods was simply too embarrassing.

Looking at the girls who were now laughing heartily and then at Liu Chuang, Zhang Zheng's expression turned murderous.

"Zheng Ge, don't be impulsive. Chuang is just confused."

Seeing Zhang Zheng's murderous look, Xiaolun quickly pulled Zhang Zheng towards Zhi Xin, hoping she could calm him down.

"Zhang Zheng, what's wrong? Why does the Noxian War God keep holding onto you?"

Zhi Xin, a curious child, asked without hesitation.

"Uh... It's because of Lingxi. She said she'd only become his guardian angel after a thousand years of celibacy. He's stressed and is now clinging to me, asking for help."

Zhang Zheng was exasperated with the angels' antics. Being a guardian angel apparently came with a lot of complications.

Looking at Liu Chuang and then at Xiaolun, Zhang Zheng felt fortunate to have secured Zhi Xin early. Otherwise, if he were in Liu Chuang and Xiaolun's position, he'd probably fare no better.

"But testing the male gods is normal for angels! Why is Liu Chuang so desperate?"

Zhi Xin couldn't understand Liu Chuang's feelings and spoke matter-of-factly.

Angels lived eternally, with lifespans far longer than ordinary humans. Even without becoming gods, their lives were many times longer than ordinary people's. High-level angels had even longer lifespans, so they preferred to take their time finding a suitable male god, much like dating before marriage.

Liu Chuang and Zhang Zheng were ordinary people who suddenly became gods, and their perceptions hadn't fully adapted.

"Zhi Xin, please don't be so logical. I'm having trouble accepting this."

Zhang Zheng found even his married perspective struggling to accept the logic.

According to Zhi Xin's logic, he and Zhi Xin had essentially had a flash marriage.

"Never mind, Zhi Xin, let's go eat."

Zhang Zheng ignored Zhi Xin's attempt to continue and directly pulled her outside. There were too many people inside, so he had set up the dining table outside.

As Zhang Zheng led Zhi Xin out, Qi Lin and Rui Mengmeng, the only girls who could help, had already set up all the food. Zhao Xin and Cheng Yaowen, the two single men, had also come out to help after getting enough of the dog food.

Seeing that everyone was ready, Zhang Zheng took the initiative and raised his glass.

"Today, we saw the arrival of the Feasting Beasts. Actually, they're nothing special. Besides having a spaceship, they're not much stronger than us."

"So, to celebrate our first victory, cheers, everyone!"

Zhang Zheng said, downing his beer in one gulp without waiting for anyone's reaction, and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

Seeing Zhang Zheng's enthusiasm, everyone in the battle team followed suit and drank their beers in one go.