"Madam, I... uh, I'm not sure if you could remind me, when we first met, what was it that left a deep impression on you about me? I'm usually quite confident, but I remember that day, I was merely introduced to you and simply greeted you."
Upon hearing this, Mrs. Copper covered her striking red lips gently with her black lace gloved hand: "Mr. Carter, the first time I saw you was not then."
"Oh?" Eld was puzzled, "Wasn't that our first meeting?"
"Of course not." Mrs. Copper flatly denied, "The first time I saw you, you were still in swaddling clothes. Your mother let me hold you and told me that I would have my turn one day. I wanted to feel what it was like to be a mother early, but I didn't expect that you, this little thing, would directly pee on me and even wet my new dress."
Upon hearing this, Eld felt as if God had dumped a bucket of cold water over his head.
He took a deep breath, his face reddening as he struggled to speak, "I... you..."