As the saying goes, even if you haven't personally defeated the French, haven't you ever read about the French fleeing in the newspaper?
Viscount Melbourne leaned forward from his seat on the couch, "Who is the new Chancellor of the Exchequer?"
Viscount Palmerston picked up the bottle of wine and poured himself another glass, "The founder of the 'Edinburgh Review.'"
Viscount Melbourne frowned deeply, "'The Edinburgh Review' had more than one founder."
Viscount Palmeston set down the bottle, smiled, and patted his lover's brother on the shoulder, "But only one of them is qualified to be the High Chancellor, you should still remember the lawyer who helped Queen Caroline win the divorce case against King George IV, right?"
Upon hearing this, Viscount Melbourne immediately stood up, his face lit with surprise, "Henry?"
"Exactly," Viscount Palmeston grinned, "Not me, but another Henry—Mr. Henry Peter Brougham. Perhaps before long, we shall have to call him Lord Brougham."