Chapter 502: Just Want to Kiss You

The Mortal Realm is full of charlatans, and they believe in charlatans. As long as you have a set of doctrines, they will believe what you say is true. For example, the method Lin Suqing mentioned for expelling the pests wearing sedge raincoats, the more "divine" it sounds, the better, and the less comprehensible it is for ordinary people, the better.

"Besides these preparations, you must remember two phrases and convey them to the Auntie Zhang Family." The old Taoist, disguised as Lin Suqing, stared intently at the passerby, mysteriously raising a finger to his face and said, "The first phrase—before lifting the palanquin from in front of her daughter's husband's house, first shout 'Lift the palanquin, send to the woman's family.'"

The man repeated after him, "Uh-huh, lift the palanquin... send to... the woman's family."

"Got it?"

"Got it."