"This is exactly the problem; I don't want to debut with you, I don't want to be known as the 'perverted duo,' or a 'freakish combo,' aaaah," the girl said exasperatedly, pulling at her hair, "Why do I have to graduate with you? I've never even dated; I don't want to end up an old maid!"
"How is that perverted? Isn't this a perfectly normal thought?" Kaka argued earnestly, "Does anyone dislike high school girls?"
"The issue is that others like high school girls, but you like to become a high school girl, ptooey ptooey ptooey," Shadow quickly corrected himself, "Who likes high school girls? I am a high school girl!"
Kaka was stunned for a moment, then his eyes lit up, and he turned around and said, "Shadow?"
"What?"
"Let's date."
Shadow's face flushed with anger, and then she yelled furiously, "Get lost!"
...
Parker suddenly stopped, seeing not far ahead under a metasequoia, a girl in a Jiefulite Red Cloak Team uniform kicking a boy down the slope.